blow job

simply to suck a man's penis until he squirts

oj loves giving a good blow job every now and then

by Kagome_1274 July 27, 2006

Streatham nose job

the action of stabbing someone in the face with a chizzle

mugger
give me you wallet

victim

fuck off

mugger

do it or its a fuckin Streatham nose job for you boy

victim

fuck off

vitim is struck in the face with a chizzle and mugger runs off

by scared of streatham April 21, 2010

Volunteer job seeker

A person who goes to the job centre regularly pays for travel but although all requirements are being met by the job seeker payment from the job centre is withheld due to extremely uneducated staff.

Job seeker

"Hi I've applied for work and have worked previously for over ten years, I can't afford food or the bus fare could you help"

Job centre staff

"Not my department you'll have to wait for 14 days, also you have another meeting here in a week"

14 days later repeat above, (volunteer job seeker)

by Split1234 January 10, 2014

Presidential Hand Job

When she tugs so hard, she nearly pulls it off you. Similar to the hand shakes of the 45th President.

aka PHJ

'How's that new girl of yours?'
'She hot and all but only gives Presidential Hand Jobs.'

by MeltStuff February 16, 2017

Pity job (PJ)

Handjob or blowjob given generously out of pity to someone who has never received one or will most likely never receive one in the near future.

" Hey Sharron, why don't you give my boy a little Pity job (PJ), you know, a PJ?"
"I don't know, I don't think I can."
"C'mon! He's needs this!"
" Well... I guess it must be done..."

by Jenna Noleen August 28, 2011

Akhiok Snow Job

A toothless blowjob given in exchange for drugs from a family member (usually a first or second cousin)

Dave gave his aunt's daughter a bump for an Akhiok snow job.

by Messyjiggler77 November 23, 2013

job interview pubes

This is an occurrence similar to "man-scaping", but takes place before a long anticipated job interview for a job desperately needed. It is a level of preparedness that anticipates any and all scenarios including demeaning sexual acts.

Guy A: I can't wait for my second job interview at Red Lobster.

Guy B: Oh, you better clean up and wear your job interview pubes, cuz Nasty Nancy runs that shit and she likes her bartenders smooth....

Guy A: Oh.... Hey, can I crash at your place for a wh....

Guy B: Hell no! Shave that shit and tell her your single.

by Goblin Green June 8, 2017