burrito lock

The stage entered when one is eating a burrito and cannot set the burrito down because it would fall apart. This is generally due to lack of structural rigidity because of poor construction.

Larry: Hey, could you grab me a napkin? I’m in burrito lock and can’t get one.

Phil: Sure thing, buddy-guy.

Pierce: What do you think of the new burrito place?
Nick: The food tastes good, but they don’t know how to roll a burrito. The last two times I’ve been in there, I’ve end up with burrito lock.

by PigBat May 13, 2018

Turkey Licker

Someone who licks turkeys

Dude, you're such a Turkey Licker

by Ass Turkey May 20, 2018

Table licker

A word for a person with a severe mental illness

child: Look at that table licker mom!
mother: dont talk about madi g like that!

by Dong lord 69 May 29, 2018

Sticker-licker

A white girl who only dates black guys

Guy 1- Hey Bro, you think I’ve got a chance with that blond over there?
Guy 2- Not at all bro, she’s a sticker-licker.

by Surferdude2k18 May 29, 2018

queer licker

People that enjoy the taste of gays and homosexuals on their toungues.

God Malory! Your such a queer licker .

by Sticky Bunz May 31, 2018

kick-licker

Someone who aggressively fights while licking and or spitting.

Did you see that kick-licker, how disgusting!

by water pumkin June 1, 2018

Toe licker

A person that enjoys the licking of there own or other peoples toes

Miranda is a toe licker

by Tsunmiamiwu273 June 5, 2018