Any person with red hair has a fiery demon in their soul, this is what gives their hair a red appearance. This is also the reason why most redheads have anger issues.
CAUTION-do not mess with redheads they are powerful and bloodthirsty!!!
CAUTION-do not mess with redheads they are powerful and bloodthirsty!!!
Person 1: "Damn, that red hair tho."
Person 2: "Careful don't mess with that person, or they'll mess you up.
ranga: "fuck you"
Person 2: "Careful don't mess with that person, or they'll mess you up.
ranga: "fuck you"
by RangaDemonGurrrl October 19, 2019
Get the red hairmug. When the hair on the front of the victim's head is more or less perpendicular to the ground while trying, with the rest of the hair, to achieve a believable swirlyness/swishyness in order to appear "naturally" Edwardian. Needless to say the effect is invariably embarrassing for witnesses and should be mortifying for the victim as well--however, it has been found that accompanying the "Twilight hair" are severe hallucinations (visual, auditory, command, olfactory and tactile (both rare), and general somatic sensations). These are believed to be brought on by the use of excessive (even dangerous) amounts of hair products. A case of "Twilight hair" that has not advanced past the first stage can usually be cured with a normal mirror, using a second mirror to show the victim the rest of his hair if necessary. The second stage requires vigorous washing of the hair and then forty-eight hours of isolation and close observation. The third stage is much worse. The victim by this time must be fully restrained and, after the hair has been scoured clean, he must be shaved. After four months he may be allowed to grow his hair past an eighth of an inch. Regression indicates permanent damage and the victim should be institutionalized, or, more humanely, gutshot.
The predecessor of "Twilight hair" was Cameron Diaz's temporary hairstyle in "Something About Mary".
by hippie.goth September 18, 2011
Get the Twilight hairmug. by That other guy in the club November 21, 2011
Get the johnson's hairmug. by The official bachook of anix June 16, 2020
Get the Pineapple hairsmug. by Sexy-simon69 December 19, 2016
Get the Sailor hairmug. "I love long haired boys!" -u/Ok_Pomegranate_2895
*5 minutes later*
"I HATE LONG HAIRED BOYS" -also u/Ok_Pomegranate
*5 minutes later*
"I HATE LONG HAIRED BOYS" -also u/Ok_Pomegranate
by ObservedBeing June 7, 2025
Get the Long haired boysmug. A style of hair predominantly found on women where they have long hair but will shave off one side of it. Women who sport this hairstyle are 100% guaranteed to like participating in anal sex.
"Jeez, did you see Becky's new hairstyle? Before she looked like the Girl Next Door, but now she's got anal hair."
by DrScientist812 September 13, 2018
Get the Anal hairmug.