fuck joy

A person who literally sucks the life and happiness out of anyone near them ..thus literally fucking the joy out of everything good and anyone who is happy.almost instantaneously. A real dreg on society and those in the fuckjoys immediate area... avoid fuckjoys at all cost.. once in your life they are very hard to rid yourself from as they are always around you sucking off your finances and fucking all the joy from your life.

My brother in law is a real fuck joy. Not only does he live off me but also sucks the happiness from my life ..it's a real drain on my energy. Like a blood sucking tick just fucking the joy from my life

by Willie shaverpus July 21, 2022

dickhole fucking

a disturbing new trend in gay sex. a man with an erect penis inserts his member into his partner's flaccid wang. when performing this sex act, the man fucking the limp dick must be careful to not cum inside the shaft or the dude's gonna have massive blueballs and a veritable sperm turf war going on in his testicles.

I heard about dickhole fucking last night on Dateline, man I thought getting a q-tip shoved down my urethra was bad.

by Ben Verbeck January 6, 2008

dumb fuck

A dumb fuck is someone who did something incredibly stupid trying to be funny.

The person who put Youngjae from B.A.P as the meaning of 'betrayer' here on Urban Dictionary is a dumb fuck

by himpipi February 15, 2013

Micro-fucked

Any time a problem with a product from Microsoft elicits a response of "Fucking Microsoft!".

A blue screen of death occurs to which the user yells "Fucking Microsoft!"; you have just been micro-fucked.

by Dirty Paco October 30, 2006

Fuck Station

A girl your gonna abuse in many different sexual ways
(used in conshohocken)

I'm getting dressed tonight, were goin out to manayunk and I'm finding my new Fuck Station

by Michael Roberts May 10, 2007

Knee fuck

when someone (preferbly female) bends their knee forming a crease between the thigh and calf, the penis is then inserted inside this crease. you then hump it rythmycally until a climax is reached

she was too tired for me to fuck her normally so i knee fucked her, damn it was so good

by gangsta ass pepsi hater May 10, 2004

field fuck

A complely non-homosexual but very sexual looking act preformed mostly by US Marines and Army soldiers to piss off their comrades and or superiors. This generally involves one soldier being 'the bitch' and recieving less than welcome sexual acts to himself from the other marines.

Dude, you should have been there, we field fucked the shit out of Ted!

by sir nick the great March 19, 2006