crack-alacky

One of, if not, THE most powerful phrase you can say to someone, capable of creating storms and even killing a person. If followed up with "...you just got that attacky! 🙌", it can AND will reduce everyone to a pile of bones. This should only be used in the most dire of situations.

Mike: I think you're a big poop loser, you know that?
Jestin: I know you are, but what am I?
Mike: wh-
Jestin: crack-alacky, you just got that attacky! 🙌
Mike immediately combusts into flames, leaving nothing but his skeleton on the ground.

by matpatfan111287 September 26, 2022

Crack-lit

A very small white male that one day wants to be tall but unfortunately doesnt have the facilities for that because he’s a midget

Hey, look at that dumb crack-lit lets break his legs

by Matt stoney October 19, 2022

Thunder crack

Morbidly obese woman’s asscrack

Damn that bitch got a thunder crack

by MG Squints January 2, 2022

Cracks in our Casita

a broken home. usually due to a family falling apart or parents splitting up.

hey, there’s cracks in our casita and it’s really taking a toll on me.

by p3na January 3, 2022

Crack-a-doodle-licous

Someone that is a tad bit messed up mentally.

Wow! I can't believe she did that. She is crack-a-doodle-licous!!

by DLS59 January 7, 2022

Split crack

The part of the bathing that goes inside the girls asshole

You see that hoe over there she’s wearing a split crack

by anonymous January 12, 2022

Crack Attack

When you have a wedgie but severe enough that the butt crack fights back.

Person 1: I bought these overalls from old navy but man I get really bad crack attacks from it
Person 2: AYO WHAT?
Person 1: Yeah! You know when it gets super uncomfortable around the buttocks!

by Henry Chang December 8, 2021