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Grahahahaham Crakcer

Woah, how did you know how many 'ham's were there? And how did you know how to spell the misspelled cracker aka Crakcer? Grahahahaham Crakcer is a graham cracker. It's the definition of "Graham" but the Graham cracks, like when cups crack, other Grahams. This is shown as a Grahahahaham Crakcer being a Graham person but they crack people with hammers. The Grahahahaham Crakcer is not Graham, in fact it is generally green. Grahahahaham Crakcers just crack Graham people who are generally white. Don't be a Grahahahaham Crakcer. And no, Grahahahaham Crakcers are not Graham Crackers, the food.
Who are you? A Grahahahaham Crakcer. C and G have to be uppercase.
by how did you find this October 31, 2021
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Un-cracked Egg

A “golden child” that has seemed blissfully happy their whole lives, typically having many friends and good grades. The catch is their self-sabatoging tendencies and longing to be somewhere else or someone else. Their “crack” is coming and they’ll likely go completely insane. But it hasn’t happened yet.
“Man, that girl is a real un-cracked egg. She’s going to go crazy one of these days.”
by NowListenHereYaLittleShits January 25, 2022
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The Cracked Realms

A Shit D&D Server full of toxicty and homosexuals with no life. Best place ever.
The Cracked Realms is shit
by Camy Cnt February 15, 2022
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club crankers

Musician(s) with a prowess to take command of a stage, or venue by combining lyrics and beats until a frenzied effect is obtained
Did you see their performance on the stage, they are club crankers
by Supa Dope July 7, 2022
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Betty Crocker

To receive a handjob with an oven mitt.
Omg Lindsay make her kids cookies then gave me a Betty Crocker
by KylePope August 22, 2022
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bendy Crocker

A woman who bakes really well but will do ANYTHING and EVERYTHING you want. She’s a great baker but a better fuck, don’t mess with Bendy Crocker. She likes it hot and steamy, by the oven.
Did you try those cookies Bendy Crocker made? I fucked her while she baked them.
by Lizard Snatch 123 August 24, 2022
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Betty Crocker cock blocker

A muffin top, front butt if you will. It prevents you from getting laid.
“We went out one time, had a lot of fun, but he never made a second date and it’s all because of my Betty Crocker cock blocker of a tum tum”.
by Neener1966 September 5, 2022
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