i like someone

I like someone: Meaning that you have feeling for another

You: I like someone!!
Best friend: when?
You: Probably like a few months ago?-
Best friend: No, when did i ask?

by RickRolled By ur mum. April 11, 2022

I don't care

Indicates that the speaker has no interest or emotional investment in the topic at hand.

Guy 1- My grandma died :(
Guy 2- I don't care

by You stupid. March 18, 2022

G. I. Jerk

An army looking dude that carries a label that encompasses being an asshole and also being a funny character in synergistic fashion. Somebody who very often commits mean but humorous acts of cruel unheroic behavior while thoroughly enjoying it.

A soldier asshole who causes trouble then hides in the face of danger

A soldier of misfortune.

Your boss.

A fictional animated character that mocks GI JOE

Your dad!

G. I. Jerk

The cadet that kicked the old lady in the shins and stole her groceries was GI JERK!!!!

by Kevin Anness December 9, 2008

i saw someone

WHen you see someone and they're like hi and you're like hi and then you get together and eat together and have fun together and then kill.

I saw someone in my sleep.

by Face The Raven January 23, 2017

I am stupid

A sentence told by F1 driver Charles Leclerc on the 2019 Azerbaijan Grand Prix Qualifying. In an attempt to get pole position, he crashed on the castle section and told this legendary quote

Leclerc: "Going to get pole"
Leclerc: "Crashes"
Leclerc: I am stupid. I am stupid.

by SeanTProF1 June 23, 2022

i fucks wit it

-I associate myself with something.
-'it'Could mean anything from girls to cars to anything really.

"You still chill with Julia? Yep I fucks wit it."

"You blazing on 420 cuz? Yea you know me, I fucks wit it."

by Kevin McLaughlin May 16, 2008

I don’t want to

Once you become a parent you hear this until you want to rip your damn ears off

billy: i don’t want to go to school

Father: shut the hell up billy

by The almanac November 13, 2017