zoint

The combination of zoot and joint, a term commonly used for stoners.

Amber: Hey Sally, wanna smoke a zoint
Sally: Yes, I would like to smoke another zoint.

by Ronaldronald September 9, 2019

Zoinked

state of being heavily under the influence of marijuana

"I am very zoinked after that bowl."

"Fellas, I don't know about you but I am quite zoinked."

by Big Doyer Peppers November 20, 2019

Zoinked

When you get so high that when you laugh you sound like Scooby-Doo

Man, this blunt got me zoinked. Reeheeheeeheeheehee

by The Boy Rick November 30, 2019

Zoinkered

The act of Smoking weed, and becomes so Zoinked that you smoke catnip believing it to be weed.

Jason: How was the party last night?
Josiah: I did fine, but Jose get Zoinkered
Jose: You said you wouldn't tell anyone, what the fuck man now Rick's gonna find out about the Catnip!

by Zane The Main December 26, 2019

Zoint

Zoint is a godly rolled joint without crease and made with the finest weed 25%+thc and a perfect roach

Bro: is that a joint my dude
Me:no you silly fucking fool this is a almighty present a zoint

Bro: OMFG it is a zoint I am honoured in the presence of it

Me: as you should be

by Wes.mf November 5, 2019

Zoinks

Somethings you say when something goes wrong or unexpected

Zoinks scoobs

by Someone of no interest February 23, 2020

Zoinkors

A person that is secretly a Nazi but he is trying to disguise himself by having many international friends.

"Hey you look like a Zoinkors I might be wrong..."

by Bob Mcguire Junior March 15, 2020