Millennial Retirement Plan

Millennials, having grown up in End Stage Capitalism and having no real savings or hopes for Social Security payments, though having paid into it already for upto 20 years, expect that in their retirement years will see Capitalism finally collapse.

The Millennial expectation is that Mad Max and Idiocracy will hate fuck and have a baby, that baby is the Millennial Retirement Plan.

by Zyvis X November 20, 2022

Millennialize

To translate a Gen Z term or phrase to a Millennial’s level of understanding.

Cora: That outfit is so slay!!

Lea: so slay???
Cora: Sorry oldie….. to millennialize that for you, That fit is on fleek!

by AndyBoBandy98 August 5, 2023

Millennial crackhead

The newest generation of crackheads who can't do anything because they have no skills and complete laziness.

Think you can have a crackhead fix this?
"Nah man, he's a millennial crackhead. He can't even mow a damn lawn without tweaking."

"Old crackheads could literally guard your house at $20 bucks a week and a case of beer. Nowadays these millennial crackheads can't do anything."

by Ttess1 September 3, 2023

millennial pause

when someone (specifically a millennial) starts recording, freezes for a second to make sure its recording, and then continue what they were doing. kinda like when your watching the news and it flips the camera to a news reporter overseas or something and they kind of just stand there for an awkward few seconds and then start talking.

*a video on tiktok*
"(few seconds of silence)...hey guys! so today we are going to (blah blah blah)"
*the comment section*
"lmfao not the millennial pause"

by englishgenius January 14, 2024

Millennial beige

Referring to the obsession a certain age group has with the color beige, be it interior or fashion. Everything must be beige. Often confused with “minimalism”.

All of my millennial friends are obsessed with millennial beige! They all have beige baby rooms! That baby will grow up with an understimulated brain.

by ItsRebekkaT January 18, 2024

Millennial Aspirin

MDMA, Molly, Beans, Ecstasy

It's called Millennial Aspirin because Millennials pop Molly like Aspirin, get it?

by IG Models Are Manna From God November 15, 2023

Millennial boomer

A perplexing subset of millennials caught in a generational identity crisis, embodying the worst of both worlds—combining the cringe-worthy humor and fashion choices of millennials with the close-mindedness of baby boomers.

Encountering a Millennial Boomer at the family dinner is like witnessing a time-traveling sermon on the dangers of modernity—complete with unsolicited life advice and a side of eye-rolling.

by ProfessorJizzler November 17, 2023