like hell you are 

Response to an unfathomable action statement made by another person. The respondent simply and sternly explains this will not take place. Ex: son is not allowed somewhere, but tells his parents, "I'm going anyways!" The parents may respond with, "like hell you are!" Respondent may feel the person had a lot of 'nerve' to say such a thing.

Lover tells their partner during an anniversary they are going to a club instead of spending it with them. Their partner would respond "like hell you are!" Meaning you aren't going, period.

like hell you are by Thisjusthappened November 10, 2013

Oh you are far too generous Pondarian 

What you say when Pondarian is being far too generous or when he brings Xandarian snails.

Definition- Dear friends, in honor of Kasius presenting the Destroyer of Worlds, I too, have brought a rare delicacy, for everyone's enjoyment... Fresh Xandarian snail! "Oh you are far too generous Pondarian!"

Oh you are far too generous Pondarian by Jack Snax November 22, 2018

I know what you are 

Knowing or presuming someone as a member of the lgbtq+ community. Commonly used when commenting on a character of whom many head cannon as queer. Also present in the “homophobic dog” meme lore.

“i know what you are Michael” (mike wheeler stranger things)

I know what you are by ivyisliving August 5, 2022

I know you are but what am I 

I was a kid in the 60's.. This phrase was not used by older sophisticated persons.. It was simply a juvenile response to juvenile name calling.. Some dumb kid would say: "You're Stupid" the simple and quick response would be "I know you are but what am I".. Sometimes (probably when first used) a good come back to one who was truly stupid, because it confounds them, confuses them.. "Uh uh uh, um, you're stupid?"

In actuallity, the phrase would go back and forth, several times.. "You're stupid", "I know you are but what am I" "You're dumb", "I know you are but what am I".. "What a jerk", "I know you are but what am I", "Jerk", "I know you are but what am I"...

Just a juvenile thing.. Used so often though (way back when) that til this day, I use the phrase in response to good compliments.. Most people my age, or close too, enjoy and laugh :)

Example: "You're cute" my response "I know you are but what am I" :)

I know you are but what am I by iBilly September 30, 2013

Haha Jonathan, you are banging my daughter 

A phrase used by Dracula from the famous Disney movie "Hotel Transylvania", which he uses when his son-in-law Jonathan is engaging in sexual intercourse with his daughter Mavis and he somehow finds it funny.

"Sorry, Drac. I was late. I was doing stuff. "
"It's okay, I am stuff"
"No, Mavis, no"

"Haha Jonathan, you are banging my daughter. "

Haha Jonathan, you are banging my daughter by JoePesci2323 May 27, 2021

because you are 

don't you get lost

I am so sorry I can't be with you right now. From your hate I can tell how much you must be hurting.

We are taught early on how to handle pain and stick to these patterns if they are effective.
We don't find out until much later that sometimes these patterns satisfy and calm the pain often disguised as hateful outbursts but they don't solve the problem in the long run.
We all deal with pain, fear, loss in different ways. We all have our own techniques coping. Its just when things get out of hand, maybe the time would be right to reach out, open up to whoever is suitable.

Because you are loved and you are missed and you don't have any idea because you're stupid. 🖤
(banal but true)

because you are by Krkič April 7, 2019

Ha ha, charade you are 

British phrase coined by Pink Floyd in the song Pigs (Three Different Ones). The phrase implies that you are being use'd especially in the form of higher power (I.E the government). In book Animal Farm the pigs are the Government and the dogs are the police, this also supports the meaning of the phrase because as quoted from the song dogs:"Gotta admit, that I'm a little bit confused/Sometimes it seems to me, as if I'm just being used".

"Ha ha, charade you are" said the Premier to his military.

Ha ha, charade you are by >not my (/b/) real name< May 10, 2009