Woman

What alcohol turns men into.

When men drink too much alcohol they:
Can't drive
Argue with everyone over nothing
Ramble on without making sense
Gain weight
Become overly emotional
Fail to think rationally
Have to sit down when urinating
Cant perform sexually
refuse to apologize when wrong
and for the serious drinkers...develop man boobs (gynecomastia)
just like a woman.

by internal capsule November 7, 2009

woman

Sent by satan to destroy whole mankind.(Older form of a girl) They always try to be equal to men

Proof that woman are evil:

First, girls need time and money:
Girl = Time * Money
And we know that time is money:
Money = Money * Money
We also know that money is the root of all evil:
Money = Evil ^ 1/2
Therefore:
Money ^ 2 = Evil

by JohnnyB7 May 17, 2007

Woman

Ovary scum.
I'm kidding, this human being has boobs and a uterus

Look at that woman!

by Smalls232 October 1, 2015

The Woman

A Noun.
A hot bitch that goes to my school.
The bitch who usually carries large breasts and a very large ass.

Did you see the Woman today? Her crackhead friend isn't looking that bad either.

by Pius June 3, 2004

Woman

An Adult Human Female

or

A Human Being With The Capacity of Getting Pregnant

"A woman has a right to protect herself – in any way she can"

"You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen"

by John E Elephant August 8, 2022

WOMANITY

WOMANITY ~ when women build on their Inner Self, their Inner Strengths, Self Love and Support to all. A fearless, self confident and beautiful ENERGY emerges spreading Light, Might and Love regardless of outcome. That is WOMANITY !!

As Grace turned inward and gazed upon her heart a powerful sense of WOMANITY emerged and she knew then that all would be set right.

by Renegade Jane May 23, 2018

Woman

Someone who wants a toxic man but then complains about him once they get him.

Lacy is a woman. She craves Corbin even though he is a disloyal bitch and once they started dating, she complained about how he has cheating tendencies.

by Asian_boy January 27, 2021