loaf child

A person, usually young, who is generally useless, lazy, or just little dumb

This is a great light hearted insult, honestly.

From Sam O' Nella- the Dumbest rags to Riches Story- "...But occasionally, RNGesus will smile upon some slobbering loaf child..."

by LoafChild74 January 7, 2021

Child support

Whilst fucking a pregnant woman, you fuck her deep enough to reach the unborn child.

Hey, yknow my pregnant girlfriend mick?
Yeah what about her?
I gave her a child support

by Djfhahdbgn November 13, 2022

Swearing child

Well, it’s just tommyinnit.

“Tommyinnit is a swearing child”

by zoey.innit._ June 6, 2021

Imbecilitical Child

A stupid child in Minecraft who uses a Knockback stick in bedwars

You Imbecilitical Child

by Fadl06 May 27, 2021

Middle Child

-least favourite
-ignored
-often unknown
-only noticed when in trouble
-gets hand me down items

That mother is ignoring that child instead of the other 2 that are not listening! That must be the middle child.

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Child Molester

A child molester is a sick individual that preys on children for sexual pleasure. I feel for any child that has been molested by this A__ Holes.
Wayne Chmelsky is one of those sick people. He recently got convicted.

A Wayne Chmelsky is a great example of a Child Molester.

by gevvst May 2, 2008

Child boo

Def....1. Showing disbelief.
Def....2. Showing Dislike.

Def 1 example:

Sally- Did you hear that Lisa is pregnant?!

Teresa- Child boo, no she isn't!

Def 2 example:

Mr. Westin- Ok class we have a pop quiz!

Deedrica- I didn't study! Child boo.

by Tman09 July 15, 2009