Winter wipe

Wiping your dick across a girls face while cumming over their face like a windshield wiper during winter.

Yeah last night chad winter wiped me. Yay

by Idjfkffn September 21, 2023

a wipe and a promise

A quick, perfunctory, and superficial cleaning job, usually performed out of haste or laziness, and with the supposed intention of doing a more thorough job later.

Max: "Hey, weren't you supposed to clean the kitchen before we left for the concert?"

Millie: "I just gave it a wipe and a promise, let's get out of here!"

by smendler September 20, 2010

Vagi-wipe

Pre moistened wipes you can buy in the feminine hygiene section of a store to "freshen up" when unable to shower.

I'm going to booty call that dude when the night is over, better use a vagi-wipe.

by Pink sparklies December 23, 2014

jesus wipe

When you wipe your ass after taking a shit and nothing is on the toilet paper.

friend: Wow, that was quick, I thought you had to take a shit.
You: I did but it was a Jesus wipe.

by Jesuswipe123 October 08, 2020

sha-wipe

: to briskly circumduct a urinal around one's pecker, with the intent of irregularly cleaning or drying excess pee, especially while sundowning
// He prefers to sha-wipe while sitting.

: to clean or dry one's penis with a urinal following unnecessary and habitual micturation.

He prefers to sha-wipe while sitting.

by PAEx April 21, 2020

wipe trauma

Temporary pain and/or discomfort which occurs in and around the anus from wiping one's butt to hard and/or deep.

Mother of 3-year old child: "Why is Benny screaming?"
Father of 3-year old child: "He says his butt hurts - I think I wiped him too hard and caused some wipe trauma."

by sfdave May 26, 2010

panty wipe

A man with a vagina who wont hang out with the guys.

Lee is a panty wipe. His wife called and he headed home.

by Wzolbuck January 22, 2016