Fat Man In A Weezer Shirt

The third wheel, someone who is always sitting there watching everyone else go at it or have a significant other yet themself is all alone

1.) I'm a fat man in a weezer shirt. All of my friends have someone but i'm all alone.

2.) My friends who are going out with each other invited me to the movied tonight, but i said no because I'm tired of being the fat man in a Weezer shirt.

by poop April 22, 2003

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weezer

A person (usually college kid) who goes out to the bars hoping to hook-up, but by closing time has failed in this task, so he rejoins his friends and fakes being happy (generally drunkenly jumping/huddling around with them while singing along to the typical Weezer-like songs that bars play when they want people to leave) and pretends that being with friends is why he came out in the first place.

Can also be used as a verb.

Yeah, what a weezer

by RohK December 12, 2010

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weezed

When Darth Vadar Pisses the sheets on your bed.

DAMN YOU DARTH not again!

by Squeky Clean February 3, 2005

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Weeny-Bumper

noun: Ir/Fr; Insult (e.g. Fucker, Dick/Piss/Cunt-head, etc.) Used when in car and behind someone who doesn't know how to operate their vehicle. origins: angry mother.

Move yer fucking car ya fucking weeny bumper!!!

by Vlad Chastain April 21, 2004

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Weeny Bop

Weeny Bop, can anything more be said about it? Its a describing word for everything, yet nothing. Weeny Bop is just Weeny Bop. Perfection in a word. A true WILF.

"God i feel so weeny bop right now!"

"I just weeny bopped her."

"DID YOU SEE THAT GUY?!??! HE WAS SO WEENY BOP!"

"i just LOVE your hair, it's just SO weeny bop!"

by POWEELLLL May 13, 2010

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