1. A wanker of the Chinese variety. Usually attributed to those people who take advantage of others friendship while regularly doing and saying stupid things. Can be used as a derogatory insult even if there is seemingly no chinese connection, in fact this is most often the case.
2. A fun thing to say at random times for little or no reason in order to invoke others into repeating the term.
2. A fun thing to say at random times for little or no reason in order to invoke others into repeating the term.
1. Hakeem : Let's go to the shops today boys
Sam : Yeah ok
Jim : Sure thing
At the shops - Hakeem : I forgot my money, could you buy me some sweets? And a drink? And some donuts?
Jim : For fucks sake hakeem
Sam : You're such a Chinese wanker
2. Sam : Aha what a wanker
Jim : Seems a little Chinese too
Liam : A chinese wanker for sure
Sam : True Chinese wanker
Jim : Chi Chi Chi Chinese wanker!!!
All : Chinese Wanker!!!
Sam : Yeah ok
Jim : Sure thing
At the shops - Hakeem : I forgot my money, could you buy me some sweets? And a drink? And some donuts?
Jim : For fucks sake hakeem
Sam : You're such a Chinese wanker
2. Sam : Aha what a wanker
Jim : Seems a little Chinese too
Liam : A chinese wanker for sure
Sam : True Chinese wanker
Jim : Chi Chi Chi Chinese wanker!!!
All : Chinese Wanker!!!
by SirSammyG July 12, 2016
Get the Chinese Wankermug. Person 1 : "somebody call an ambulance this limey needs urgent medical assistance apparently he has wankers cramp"
by copy_zero August 6, 2011
Get the Wankers Crampmug. Someone whose personal self esteem is so low they need to:
a) amplify their importance (or lack thereof) by quoting their education after their names when demanding things they deem to be their right.
b) surround themselves with other persons of like ilk (other pretentious wankers) such as members of the insular academia class (see also just-another wanker)
c) confirm what a cunt they are
a) amplify their importance (or lack thereof) by quoting their education after their names when demanding things they deem to be their right.
b) surround themselves with other persons of like ilk (other pretentious wankers) such as members of the insular academia class (see also just-another wanker)
c) confirm what a cunt they are
Letter received by court clerk regarding mediation:
"I was so insulted by the Mediator when she actually confirmed my ex husbands position and stated he had rights, in contradiction to my own confirmed opinion. (signed) E. ByGoomb Bsc Msc VD(with bar)"
Clerk of the court "Bloody hell. Another letter from the pretentious wanker, E. ByGoomb".
"I was so insulted by the Mediator when she actually confirmed my ex husbands position and stated he had rights, in contradiction to my own confirmed opinion. (signed) E. ByGoomb Bsc Msc VD(with bar)"
Clerk of the court "Bloody hell. Another letter from the pretentious wanker, E. ByGoomb".
by Chaucer_had_it_coming February 1, 2010
Get the pretentious wankermug. An opinionated gobshite who posts various derogatory definitions of people from the North of England on the Urban Dictionary website.
by Wyrm July 30, 2007
Get the southern wankermug. by booblover69420 December 2, 2019
Get the Willy Wankermug. When someone has travelled overseas and, upon returning, can speak of nothing else.
They are at their worst when in the company of fellow travel wankers. The conversation quickly deteriorates into an excruciating game of oneupmanship.
They are at their worst when in the company of fellow travel wankers. The conversation quickly deteriorates into an excruciating game of oneupmanship.
Karl: well, when I did that Thailand Contiki tour......
Mitch: Seriously Karl, travelling Contiki can't even be considered real travelling. When I went to Laos....
Jimmy: Fuck, Karl and Mitch have become the biggest travel wankers since they got back.
Mitch: Seriously Karl, travelling Contiki can't even be considered real travelling. When I went to Laos....
Jimmy: Fuck, Karl and Mitch have become the biggest travel wankers since they got back.
by gonzagas September 30, 2009
Get the Travel Wankermug. A very funny insult that is used only to target the stupid supporters of President Donald Trump. This term derives from the British TV sitcom, The Inbetweeners. It's generally shouted out of a car window while driving past or when walking by them. For extra credit, use the wanking gesture.
So, I saw these Trump supporters marching while on my way to work and I yelled "Trump Wankers!" at them. Got a good laugh out of it.
by jame6sthe6issilent November 17, 2020
Get the Trump Wankermug.