polish wad

A large quantity of cash bills of low denomination wrapped with a single bill of high denomination, thus giving the impression of greater wealth than one actually possesses.

Dude is banking! Oh, wait, that's just a polish wad.

by Professor Fishwheels March 18, 2010

spaz wad

1. derogartive term for someone being annoying.

2. jism cloth.

1. shut the fuck up you crusty spaz wad

2. the curtain made a handy spaz wad

by rih April 02, 2006

Dick wad

a person that steals other people's ideas for the sole purpose of trying to be cool around people that don't care about them.

Humberto: Hey I'm gonna let my hair grow out. It's totally original

Jeff: I did that last year and you called it gay so it's not.

Humberto: Technically I am.

Jeff: Technically? So that means no.

Humberto: But at least I'm gonna get ladies now

Jeff: God damnit you're such a dick wad

by Heff Garsha August 16, 2010

Turd wad

When you fart and a fart doesn't come out

Dude I just blew a turd wad

by bbq13 March 13, 2008

penis wad

A penis that has been tied into a knot which may or may not include the scrotum. Also used when describing a person who is similarly mixed up and causing some form of annoyance.

Damn it Matthew you penis wad, this is the third time this week you messed up the money.

by Jonathan Gunz February 21, 2005

connector wad

When putting up christmas lights and all cords amass in one outlet to form one huge bundle of plugs and outlets.

Clark Griswold: Hey Eddie, hand me the connector wad so i can turn night into day man with all the Christmas lights!
Eddie: Sounds good Clark, I'll get the kids!

by Brian V. Harris November 30, 2007

Weed wad

The wad of weed that a prisnor sneaks into jail. Usaully in their butt hole. Used as an insult.

Shut the f**** up, you grimy weed wad.

by Mu-g June 24, 2010