Tartosan Wedding

A wedding that does not go as planned, in relation to The Sims 4: My Wedding Stories Pack at Release.

Emily's wedding was so disorganized, it was like a Tartosan Wedding.

by gagachondria1.5 February 27, 2022

Turtle Wedding

When two consenting adults share in the loving act of pressing their assholes together, while simultaneously shitting. Usually a competitive endeavor, with the winner being the one to be covered in the least amount of the others shit.

Travis is the ultimate turtle wedding champion. I don’t know if he can be beat.

by Turtle Wedding June 15, 2022

Monkeys wedding

Some wack phrase that South Africans use when its raining but sunny that the same time

Person 1: Yo dude it's a monkeys wedding

Person 2: bru that's so jas

by Nan (sapling) July 3, 2022

Vampire Wanding

The act of freezing a mould of period blood into a phallic shape to then use as a dildo.

Oh Rachel my dear you do seem to have a particularly heavy flow this month. We should try that vampire wanding I keep hearing about! I’ll get the lollipop sticks.

by Wise and experienced June 2, 2023

Irish wedding ring

A set of brass knuckles.

Todd got beaten up by some thug wearing an Irish wedding ring.

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks June 5, 2023

Red Wedding

It's a term meaning the last days of your Twitter career, when different users band together & share the bad experience they've had of you in the app. Originating from the Game of Thrones series, this meaning of term has comes from South African Twitter(X) users.

“They're hosting a red wedding for him on Twitter.”

“I'm so tired of her, can we have her red wedding soon.”

by superbbroccoli September 19, 2023

water gun wedding

A wedding in haste purely for the virginal or the celibate who desire to fornicate in desperation.

They had a water gun wedding on their second date and divorced on their third.

by unknown anilatak February 5, 2010