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Golden Victory

When a person urinates all over another person. It can often lead to impregnation, although that makes no sense. When one carries out a Golden Victory, he/she must hold their arms up in the air and scream, hence "victory".

You probably can where the "golden" comes from... but if you can't... the piss.
" Guy 1: Dude im gonna piss all over your mom, I know how much you wanted a brother.

Guy 2: Golden Victory ! Awww yeah!"
by anony000 April 15, 2009
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epic victory royale

to secure that #1 epic gamer victory royale and get all the puss
guy: hey give me ur toes
girl: lol no
guy: well i got an epic victory royale last night
girl: *commits not alive*
by n1993r b34t3r January 16, 2019
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Hour of Victory

A video game made for the Xbox 360. It holds the wonderful distinction as the worst game made for that console. It is essentially a rip-off of the earlier Call of Duty and Medal of Honor series using the same maps, etc. but introducing a god-awful sucky level of gameplay (e.g. It's almost impossible to die and you can beat an entire mission with a pistol, but not be able to interact with your teammates or find objectives) and a thin, watery storyline with very fake British accent overdubs.
Hour of Victory looks like an early PS2 game, except I got more enjoyment out of most early PS2 games.

"I paid $60 for THIS?!" -customer upon release of the game
by Bob_Lenz April 10, 2008
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Queef of victory

The sloppy farting noises made by a vagina during sex
Bro 1 - she was wet as fuck

Bro 2 - so did she drop the queef of victory for ya or what?
by Tahssa113 August 14, 2018
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Oklahoma Victory Dolls

The hottest roller derby team in the entire world. Wears red Dickies dresses and known to block hard and skate fast on the derby track!
by Frankie Facebreaker April 21, 2009
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Nikke: Goddess of Victory

The greatest mobile game to ever exist. It’s about dumb flying robots who get shot by badass thicc anime girls called nikkes like Rapi, Volume, Neon and the best one being Anis of course.
“Hey did you get Nikke: Goddess of Victory yet? Anis is the best

“No I’m not a weeb”
by MrPerson8 November 6, 2022
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French Victory

A stupid fatboy's fav' joke.
-Hey bro, dya know about French Victory?

-Hmm, let me guess, Indian natives genocide? The Bay Pig humiliation? The Vietnam War retreat? September 11's cutter assault? The 2nd Irak War, our bravest fight versus peasants?

-Er, I think these are actually some of our finest American Victories! Don't you have any idea?

-No dude, sorry but I don't even know where's France, I'm just an ordinary American fatboy you know. I've heard of this animal stuff, named "Napolion" (sorry I can't handle special characters, it's way too complicate for us yanks) or some, but he was not French, he was from Corsica I've heard on my fav cultural show, the Jerry Springer Show! Corsica must be a small town in Louisiana. Mom told me about Charles Martel (sounds funny hihi!), Hastings and the occupation of England but she might be wrong, afterall French language is made of more than 60% of English words, it can't be! Like our finest America-bred philosoph, President George Walter Bush, said once "the weird with French is they don't even have a name for 'entrepreneur'!" I bet it on the Statue of Liberty, our finest achievement, our old American glory!

-Dammit! My History exam is tomorrow, I'm too dumb to open an History book and check about this shit.

-Hosterlitz, or Austerlitz maybe (too many letter in this word, i'm not used to handle such complicated spelling!), French kicking ass of the Brits, the Russians and the Germans together!

-Fuggedaboutit, Austerlitz is a Cajun food, you're lame boy! French state doesn't have a single standalone victory, while we a 50-state union are experienced fighters, we won versus peasants armies allover the world! We are shitting ourselves about North Korea, but hey! These ones have weapons! We've no chance...
by Bande de peigne-cul !! September 4, 2008
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