Russian Unicorn

(v): when you put a strap-on dildo on your head (so you look like a Unicorn) and and then fuck the shit out of your girl(or guy) until she(or he) screams your name.

Chris: "Dude i heard your girl spent the night"
Edward: "Yeah! I gave her the ol' Russian Unicorn!"
Chris: "Nice!"

That guy over there looks like he's ready for the Russian Unicorn.

by Soviet Alliance November 26, 2010

Unicorn Syndrome

A term loosely applied to preteen and young teenage girls who seem to be living half-inside a fantasy world. Symptoms include overuse of makeup (specifically glitter and eyeshadow), taking horse-riding lessons, wearing multiple bracelets and other tacky jewelery, reading medieval romance novels, et cetera. NOT to be confused with goths.

"J.B. put big smudges of purple over her eyes, then rubbed glitter over her cheeks. She's got a serious case of Unicorn Syndrome going on.. I don't think she realizes how stupid she looks."

by Tomanton February 11, 2005

the unicorns

a trio of unwordly proportions. spawned from montreal, canada, this threesome makes more infectious synth pop than you could ever hope to.

After seeing The Unicorns live, i knew my life was then complete.

by bri June 22, 2004

unicorn

the most majestical and amazing creature to be in existence ever.

you performed really well, like a unicorn

by randomstrangerthatlikesunicorn June 8, 2014

unicorn weed

-noun

Refers to any strain of marijuana so incredibly rare and potent that it may as well be mythological. Not to be confused with "celebrity" strains such as White Widow or chronic weed (marijuana laced with cocaine).

Unicorn strains are generally nameless yet will produce an extremely powerful high comparable with that of any premier breed. Such marijuana is typically produced by only a handful of minor or private growers, leading to its obscurity and low circulation.

This bud is ridiculously good, you're not going to run into weed like this again for long time. It's fucking unicorn weed man.

by Pete the Cheat December 16, 2009

Unicorning

going into a fast food place and getting a ice-cream cone then smashing it on your forhead then walking out

walker barnett went too chickfilla and smashed a ice-cone on his forhead

as his died friends died watching him go unicorning

by the unicornerererr September 7, 2011

Unicorn Whisperer

An individual who can communicate with "Unicorns". Meaning that individual is in touch with all things exceptional, unique and magical.

For example, one with exceptional taste and wide knowledge might be considered a unicorn whisperer.

by Munxx March 25, 2009