The Wild Tyson Allen is the most not-Swollest in the known universe . He eats like a Boar, and can't do a push-up to save his life. Every day he eats the exact same thing, and makes sure everyone can smell his beef, and beans. Powers include: Being able to not fit in a single door, and constantly smelling like farts. If encounter his wild animal proceed with caution. He will eat anything that is in a 100 meter radius. I caution you to walk slowly away, although he will never in a million years catch you because he's slow, and very top heavy. Combat suggestions would be to push him slightly as he would fall down, and won't have the core strength to get up. This creature will struggle to death. Be advised he is constantly farting, and the fatality is enough to kill everything in a one mile area. He the reason for the death of my home planet, and he doesn't even have infinite stones. Thanos watch out this is a force not to be provoked.
by Kill The Queen-Penticton June 7, 2018
Get the Tyson Allenmug. by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Tysonmug. A great friend and kinda goofy. He’s bald, athletic, and always “forgets” to wear a shirt. He’d rather be fishing.
by Knsk June 19, 2024
Get the Tysonmug. 
He is a bright, hot, sexy man, and that is coming from another man. He hates Mrs.Miner with a passion. His friends are good but his girlfriend is better.
by To man April 16, 2019
Get the Tyson Roodmug. To be a repetitive buttass. Not willing to wipe his/her ass in time of a family or public function. Many times resulting in a stinky mixture of ass
by Cricket Man February 23, 2024
Get the Tyson smithinmug. Tyson is the biggest man whore you’ll ever meets he just wants to get in your pants he is the guy who pretends to be a famous scuba diver gets you too his or your place then fucks u till you scream for god then never calls you back the three days later he show up at your house and says he is his older evil twin the fucks you again.
by Getdhe June 7, 2019
Get the Tysonmug.