Toothpaste Turd

A defecation that is so sticky you just can't seem to wipe up and get yourself clean.

I'm all itchy down there from that toothpaste turd this morning.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

dino turd

A singular piece of poo that is of prehistoric magnitude comparable to that of a dinosaur.

Person 1: Oh my God man someone left a

dino turd in the toilet at work today!

I had to break it up with the plunger

before it could get it to go down.

Person 2: That's awful! You should find out

who it was and start calling them

T-Rex!

by shadowcon January 9, 2014

Chonging Turd

A huge shit that leaves you feeling immensely satisfied once you have taken it. Usually stinks.

Person A: Why are you looking so guilty?
Person B: I just took a chonging turd on your girlfriend.
Person A: Not a Cleveland Steamer!

by Yabadabadork January 10, 2016

Hot turd

(n) a brown mass coming out of the butt that is very hot and steamy.

Syn: turd, dump, crap
Ant: pee

Mark- Last night i made the biggest hot turd, I think i had to much mexican food.

Karl- Ewwww thats gross dude

by Rejectedddddddddd June 16, 2010

turd cutter

Not just the sphincter, but the ass as as whole. Real popular in Maine.

Now SHE has a nice turd cutter!

by P-Dub October 31, 2003

Turd-buster

A person who uses a plunger to bust up an extremely large turd, so it will flush down the toilet.

Send in the "turd buster". The toilets are overflowing.

by wino joe May 8, 2003

Chrome Turd

Harley Davidson Motorcycles

Chrome won't get you home. That's just a Chrome Turd!

by RidetoLive September 16, 2009