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bonus tillandsia

The word to describe when you get an awesome "extra" of something and you didn't realize it or have to pay for it. Basic meaning derived from picking out tropical exotic plants, specifically the tillandsia, a free-growing, self-contained plant. They are often affixed to driftwood. Occasionally an extra one will get stuck to the driftwood and when you purchase it, you got a bonus tillandsia (plant).
Jesse: I like this piece of driftwood.

Hayley: And this one has 4 tillandsias instead of 3! There is one stuck.

Jesse: Bonus Tillandsia!

-or-
Hayley: Wow, I found a dollar in the pocket of these thrift store jeans. Bonus Tillandsia!
by hayley s. April 10, 2010
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Tualatin

A town in Oregon with a high Spanish population.It is known for being one of the most ghetto places in the Northwest.
White Guy:Shit,I have to go to Tualatin today.
Mexican:Don't be dissin' my hood.
by Jesus J. Christ February 15, 2009
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Tallahassee Police Department

A corrupt police department located in Tallahasse, Florida. They are full of Florida State University bandwaggoners so they refuse to arrest Jameis Winston for rape and shoplifting because he is their star quarterback.
The Tallahassee Police Department is paid by Florida State University to not arrest their criminal football players
by xHilarious iFunny November 13, 2014
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Tallahassee

A poor excuse for a state capital. The capital should have been moved to Orlando, but because Springtime Tallahassee was so big, won the right to be FL's capital city. Jacksonville is our largest city, what sense does that make?
Inept state and local government, who would rather be concerned with protecting the environment than luring good-paying jobs and recreational activities here.
by Tampa Bay May 16, 2005
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Tallahasee Steamroller

when doing a fat chick she makes a strange
horn sound and rolls over you
flattening you and ending your life

total fatality
Poor scott he was a great guy befor that
chick gave him a tallahasee steamroller.
now he's dead
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Tallahassee toothbrush

The act of inserting a toothbrush into a females ass (preferably filled with cum), then dipping said toothbrush in a toilet that has not been flushed and forcing an unsuspecting stranger to use it to brush his/her teeth.
Yeah, I gave that bitch a Tallahassee toothbrush last night and got punched in the dick.
by Uncle Adolf October 13, 2016
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talladega lane change

When you're on the highway and you swerve 3 lanes at over 100 MPH and almost taking out everyone behind you.
That idiot did a Talladega lane change RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!
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