French trench

The act of placing cheese, preferably soft cheese, into the 'trench' of your elbow and then licking or having it licked out of your trench.

He French trenched a lady on a first date using the brie from their charcuterie board.

by Deja07 August 9, 2018

Buffalo Trench-Horn

After your partner squeals the safe word, due to receiving the Tijuana Top Off. The female (or shemale, if you're into that), lays on her back after taking a spoonful of Marie's Chunky Blue Cheese (all rights reserved) in her mouth as you proceeding to titty fuck her (it) as she tongue plows your stink trench, wailing in delight and smiling with sweet satisfaction.

Lisa was angry with Sean, so she broke his arms and legs and finished him off with the Tijuana Top Off. As he squealed the safe word she grabbed the open jar of blue cheese, indulged a spoonful and began the Buffalo Trench-Horn. Smothering his sink trench in warm, white, Marie's.

by Micjesus2 November 20, 2018

Tingy taunch

When you want just a smidge of the good stuff then you get it and it’s taunch (amazing)

This stuff is tingy taunch

by Nikaren August 13, 2020

Shit Trencher 3000

A shovel like implement used for the extrication of feces. Most commonly used around one’s home or personal space. Variations of the tool exist with the 3000 series being the most technologically advanced, with such features as a serrated and sharpened edge, lanyard loops, concealed knife, etc.

Joe D. finally got tired of all the shit that was being dropped in his space so he used his Shit Trencher 3000 and cleaned up the yard.... then he slayed some bitches.

by Bombs-away April 23, 2021

goon trance

“Gooning is a sort of modernized version of tantric sex/masturbation without the spiritual aspects that have been traditionally associated with it in the past. ... It’s an almost hypnotic, semi-meditative mental state a person can enter after prolonged masturbation.”

The ones who travel furthest for self-pleasure say that, if they edge long enough, they fall into a mind-numbing trance where nothing matters but nutting. Only then can an edger truly claim to be “gooning.”

-- M. Stahl, "THE PSYCHEDELIC SCIENCE OF ‘GOONING’ — OR MASTURBATING INTO A TRANCE, Mel Magazine (accessed December 20, 2022)

Just when you think you know how to masturbate, someone finds the goon trance. Now you can spend your whole day almost getting off.

by burnt sox December 20, 2022

Trunchbull Effect

A group or person who will not consider another person's opinion as valid due to their age; i.e. they are younger so their opinion is invalid.

I'm big you're little, and there is nothing you can do about it. This would be an example of the Trunchbull Effect.

by Sweet n Schaden July 9, 2015

trench bowl

A thick dumpy woman whose manish appearence makes you question if she has a dick.

Megan Owen looks like a trench bowl.

by Melissa Rustvlod March 20, 2008