oily tortoise

The fully erect and lubed up genitalia of a male over the age of 60.

Gavin: "Margret you ready, I've already got an Oily Tortoise"

by TwittyTwot February 10, 2017

peep tort

Any generic "Pop Tart" like products sold as a substitute good for the same. A breakfast pastry for those shunning Veblen goods at breakfast.

Hey Caleb, pass me one of those Kroger brand peep torts.

by Milton's Opus March 10, 2017

Spicy Tortilla

A girl of latina origin or a girl that is thick that has a little sass to her.

YO!!! Amack just called that girl a Spicy Tortilla and now they are going back to her place.

by Avi Mack February 26, 2018

pop-tort

A miniature flatulence, commonly onset by the consumption of a pop-tart, not quite loud or stinky in nature.

Last night a shordie was straight toppin me and mans almost ripped a pop-tort mid-nut shtylllllll

by type69diabetes May 18, 2021

mad tortoise

Someone vehemently opposed to Cape Independence. Crazy, brainwashed and slow to the party.

Damn he really hates Cape Independence, shame, he's such a mad tortoise.

by bobby_the_builder July 30, 2021

Kameran tortellini

The best gf ever!

“Who’s the best gf ever?”
“Kameran tortellini duhhh”

by The best girlfriend ever<3 August 4, 2021

herricane tortilla

Hurricane Caterina, more like Hurricane tortilla.
Herricane tortilla is when i fucd ur mo-

Hurricane Caterina, more like Herricane tortilla

by Ur mom69_420 November 28, 2021