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Sex trophy

The physical prize after sex. Some are better than others.
*son hits a home run*
"What a mighty fine sex trophy you have there Jeff"
"Why thank you john. He's a real gold"
by The FUPA king February 6, 2015
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fuck trophy

Usually the offspring of some degenerate mooley, redneck or beaner. Most likely seen in groups.
Results from morons having unprotected sex and giving birth to a child every time some journeyman dumps a load in a willing twat.
Check out that inbred redneck cunt and her fuck trophy hanging off her tit.

me: Check out that chav and her battalion of little fuck trophies.
you: Yea, doesn't she know that she doesn't have to shit out a kid everytime she gets fucked?
by El Diablo Blanco December 18, 2007
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Rooting Trophy

Look at Pete over there with his wife and his rooting trophy (child).
by DaveTheRaver February 6, 2009
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Wife Trophy

When you fist your wife so hard to the point that you pick her up and parade her in an ostentatious fashion in public for all to see and behold.
Person 1: Hey check out Sam's wife trophy over there!
Person 2: Yeah I heard she's really kinky
by Samdingo February 16, 2017
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fair play trophy

Fair Play Trophy: If there is a group of girls at a party and you pick out the ugliest or most desperate one, only because you´re sure you can bang her. Afterwards often blame it on the Alcohol the day after.
Frank: Hell no, look Brian kissing that fat and ugle girl. What´s going on with him?
Xavier: Well, it seems he is only going for the fair play trophy today
by Tommy Milffigger September 7, 2016
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Heisman Trophy

A masturbation position, primarily used in the shower to keep from slipping. One hand on the wall, the other hand.. well you know.
Dude, I was jacking off in the shower, and I had to do the Heisman Trophy because the tub was so slippery.
by Bobbybagpipes July 4, 2008
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Participation Trophy Wife

The woman that you settled on marrying because you thought that no one else would have you.
My participation trophy wife is much better-off for having left me.
by Short Bus Sean November 24, 2016
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