shipping wars

a war (normally online) started in order to prove that one ship is better than another one. normally, both of the ships are fairly popular and well-liked in the fandom. sometimes, there are 3-4 ships involved in the war, though there are normally only 2. these wars can get way more aggressive than they sound, and people can get seriously hurt online just for not shipping the same thing as someone else.

person #1: saimatsu is the best ship in v3
person #2: no lol it's saiouma
person #1: lmao no fuck off saiouma is toxic and cringe
person #2: nahhh saimatsu is forced you homophobic bitch
person #1: the fuck did you just call me you fujoshi??
person #2: i'm not a fujoshi lmaoaoaoao,, i'm just not homophobic
*insert 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years of arguing*
me asf: shipping wars am i right?¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by xiaovenforever August 4, 2022

Ghost ship

When both characters die but there’s no way in hell that’s going to stop you from writing fanfics

Random stranger : but -—- and -—- are dead!
Me: it’s called a ghost ship darrell.

by Dam_ snack_bar December 28, 2022

I'd ship that

I'd date that. Deeming someone Commitment worthy in a generation petrified to commit.

I'd ship that girl

by Hollytastic October 17, 2017

comfort ship

a ship that makes you feel better when you're being a mood

eremin is my comfort ship

by xiaovenforever August 5, 2022

pirate ship

an act of sexual intercourse between two men and one woman. The woman crouches on all fours and one man inserts his penis into her mouth the other into her vagina or anus. She then slides backwards and forwards on both penises. This mimmicks the motion of a pirate ship ride.

Me and my mate pirate shipped ya girlfriend last night.

Or

Hey man we should pirate ship that chick

by Beastman May 13, 2005

pirate ship

a waterborn vessel on which pirates travel

The swashbuckling buccaneer stood aboard his pirate ship.

by grinch sugar face March 30, 2004

Rocket Ship

a girl takes a puff from a cigarette, then holds her breath while perfroming oral sex on the man until she must exhale. Then, she must exhale slowly while sliding her lips back of the cock. More and more of the penis will be revealed from the mouth, causing more and more smoke to come out with it.

Laquisha loves smoking and giving head, so she combined her two favorite hobbies and gave me a rocket ship.

by JakeHudz May 2, 2009