Duck

what happens when you type fuck and your dumb smart phone thinks you meant duck and you get screwed over

Guy: Hey wanna duck?
Girl: No I already have chickens and hate them.
Guy: *shit now what am I gonna do I wanna get laid but now she thinks I'm trying to do nice things* Uh haha oh well and my phone auto corrected it to duck... I meant to say do you wanna fuck
Girl: go duck yourself you perverted duck

by noreligionneeded March 07, 2015

Duck

The smol version of fuck
(Instead of fucking, fucked, etc. It'll be ducking, duck,etc)

I'm ducking done with this shit!

by ゴッド La Premiere March 30, 2017

Duck

Rob karsadhian.

That nigga rob a duck.

by nicolema July 06, 2017

duck

dickhead

hollies boyfriend is a duck

by ginger.slag January 25, 2021

duck

a common auto-correction of the work fuck

What the duck??

by TBerrium September 24, 2020

Duck

Whenever you type in fuck it will almost automatically autocorrect it to duck.

Hey Tom did you do the homework?
DUCK! No I didn’t I’m gonna fail this class
Duck lmao

I meant duck
DUCK
DUCKING DUCK
fuck oh hey it worked

by BlobfishRIP May 22, 2019

ducking

(v) Searching using the duckduckgo search engine

I was ducking about vacations in Tuscany

by sanguisdex June 12, 2020