Wing Manned

The fucked up process of going out with your friend who is trying to bang some girl, only to find out that the only reason you were invited was because the girl has some fugly fat bitch that needs to be "taken care of" so your friend can score.

MW- Dude what the fuck were you doing with that sled dog last night?

MP-Dude so bad. I was wing manned. I had no choice.

MW-She was like 400 pounds

MP-Yeah, but I fucked her like she was a buck 0 five.

by mpoppe August 24, 2009

tard wing

one or more rooms in a residence or hospital that is specially equipped for the disabled and/or elderly

I hear that Ozzy is pretty fucked up from the Parkinson's. He moved back to England permanently and had a whole tard wing built in his new house so he doesn't fall and bust his ass.

by @WhiplashPntz April 26, 2022

beetle wings

A term to describe the unclothed labia catching wind and flapping providing a resemblance of a beetle flapping its wings.

Stephanie proclaimed her beetle wings start flapping every time she blow dries her bush.

by Chris Peeee Bacon February 27, 2020

Gin wings

First time sexual encounter with an Australian indigenous person is to gain your Gin wings.

'Dave gained his gin wings, with that aboriginal woman down the road'.

by Neat Charlie March 18, 2017

Chernobyl Wings

Chicken wings that are so small and scrawny that there is hardly any meat, as if the chicken was raised in or near Chernobyl.

“Dude, I can’t believe they served Chernobyl Wings at the Super Bowl party.”

by booquafius_reee February 24, 2021

wing bone

Wing boning is a sexual act in which the wing boner manually simulates a male partner by using the inner crook of the arm at the elbow, lubricated with blue cheese or ranch.

James got caught doing the wing bone to Matt in the men's room at lunch.

by Chippereslistein July 18, 2017

Ta Wing

Someone with a wing as an arm

Yo ta shaam, look at ta wing peaking

by Charlie's wet pantie February 17, 2019