when u drop a duece in the toilet after someone has manscaped, making said duece take on the appearance of being fur covered
by pickle pants March 8, 2009

The state of when your eyes are just about closed and your ready for bed. A term created by Chris Greenall
by cg12321 June 29, 2010

by Hairypuss March 2, 2020

A non-threatening, non available man who never creeps on women. In the Friend Zone and would not want it any other way. Someone that feels like a brother or uncle figure. If needed, will act as a comforting safe haven in social situations. The kind of man that only uses his great power to look after others, and never takes advantage.
by 701_bats_in_a_trenchcoat October 19, 2022

A passive aggressive term for "dealing with a person".. and by dealing with I mean "killing in an awful way".. but it's code so you can talk about it in public without worrying some rat is wearing a wire and gonna sequel to the feds.. just like that last bitch who ratted on us...
by Big T the cranky guy April 3, 2019

by Squishy mongoose October 31, 2019

Like a combination of the Flaming Dragon and the Teddy Roosevelt, it's where you put hot sauce on the sandpaper.
One guy: hey did you make up with your girlfriend after that big fight you had?
Other guy: no but I gave her a Flaming Teddy Roosevelt instead
Other guy: no but I gave her a Flaming Teddy Roosevelt instead
by Dreznych December 11, 2010
