Friends

Friends are nice shy and won’t hurt you... when you first meet them. Once you are good friends with them, they will jump on you and laugh with you. My friends and me are VERY annoying. Make a friend. You might get a bruise but you will be ok. :>

Other kids: you and your friends are so annoying
Me and my friends: Thank you

by A very annoying alpaca May 21, 2018

Friend

Something that I don't have.

OH! And it's also someone who really cares about, respects you, brings the best out of you, someone who makes you smile, and listens to all your problems.

Friends make sure you DON'T get drunk... alone.
CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

by Fanta7Lord December 26, 2017

Friends

you probably looked this up because you don't have any!

Mom:"Plannign on hanging out with any of you're friends today Hun?"
Son:"What friends,mom?"

by The stuff that I made April 11, 2017

friends

when you are "friends" but don't want to put the other person in the friendzone

boy: Hey, are we friends?
girl: no, we're "friends".

by welpigifriendzonedhim April 25, 2017

Friends

Hard to get, but easy to lose.

Guy: it's so hard to get friends, but I've lost most of mine easily

by Randomtrainer May 30, 2017

friends

a reason to live

I fucking love my friends

by MatthewDLR November 4, 2017

Friend

Something you don't have, but you wish you did.
A person who can be a real dick somtiemes, but will always (mostly) help you. Someone you can relay on, and relate to.

Some can be so good friends they turn into BFF(s).
Friends can also refer to pets.

Teacher: You have eight apples, and you divide them evenly between you, and your friend.
You: A friend?

by Lillono November 17, 2017