Alt TikTok

The most sensitive people on the app and they can’t take a joke

oh your part of Alt Tiktok

by syfer September 6, 2020

Three Tattoo Rule

The scientific rule that states "If a girl has more than three tattoos, she'll probably take it in the ass."

1.) At first, I didn't buy into the Three Tattoo Rule, but eight years later and a few more romantic encounters under my belt, I'd have to say it's true.

2.) Cindy didn't disappoint. She was covered in ink and reaffirmed my belief in the Three Tattoo Rule.

by Blenderhead91 June 7, 2009

dumb stupid ass roblox/furry/gacha tiktokers

YOU DUMB ASS BITCHES STOP TRYING TO GET ON THE URBAN DICTIONARY TO POST YOURSELF ON TIKTOK SAYING “LOOK SOMEONE POSTED ME ON THE URBAN DICTIONARY!!!!!” WE ALL KNOW IT WAS YOUR STUPID ASS YOU DUMB ASS BITCH STOP IT!!! IT ISNT FUNNY AND YOUR JUST TRYING TO GET ON THE URBAN DICTIONARY!!! YOU ARENT FAMOUS SO SHUT UP PLS YOU LOOK ANNOYING AND DUMB

dumb stupid ass roblox/furry/gacha tiktokers

by u noob November 30, 2020

Alt TikTok Girls

Alt TikTok Girls are girls that get offended by every little thing. Majority of them are considered to be liberal without having an understanding of politics, scream "ACAB", and wear 100 pounds of makeup to cover up that sad, pitiful face the possess. They also trend ride the Black Lives Matter movement.

Did you hear about those Alt TikTok Girls canceling people for saying retarded?

by bytemaster00 October 5, 2020

Tattoo Theory of Douchebaggery

The use of tattoos as an indicator of douchebaggery in men. Those with tattoos containing any color other than black have a high probability of being a douche. Those with tattoos containing only black ink are included in the douche category if any of those tattoos are in the form of an armband. Tattooless individuals are in the safe category unless those individuals can also be identified as metrosexual, which then puts them at extremely high risk for committing douchebaggery.

"Molly, you’d better steer clear of that guy. His lame ass sports logo tattoos and tribal armband put him on the high risk list as defined by the Tattoo Theory of Douchebaggery, and just make him look like a tool."

by JeepGirl09 October 24, 2012

Tattoo Tear

among southern Californian gangs A tattoo placed under the eye that is used to signify the lost of a loved one or good friend. an empty tear signifies that the loved one had been killed in murder. a filled tattoo signifies that the loved one had killed themselves or was killed in another cause (car crash, death penalty etc.). Tattoo's with a half empty top and a half full bottom means that the loved one had been murdered but their killer was murdered by the Tattoo wearer.

Rappers Lil wayne, The Game, Birdman, and DMX all sport tear tattoo's in memory of their friends. Lil Wayne has two tattoo tear's

by Johnston Carroll July 25, 2007

tattoo space

The certain amount of size or area necessary for a tasteful tattoo. Varies due to size of person and placement on body. Anything larger than 6x6 inches goes past aforementioned area and becomes abuse of space.

Guy 1: Dude, check out this ribcage tattoo I got of a rib cage!

Guy 2: What horrible abuse of tattoo space. How much did that cost?

Guy 1: Whatever dude, it cost 200 bucks, but chicks dig tattoos.

Guy 2: In that case, great $200 pick up line.

by TomKVideo September 30, 2009