Get the Tina-ishmug. Da notorious 21st-century fortuneteller-scammer from Floriduh who smooth-talkingly bilked countless gullible people outta huge sums by asking them if they would like to have a black-robed sorceress with a tall pointed hat assist them with difficulties in their lives, but then never delivering on said offers.
During her time in the Land of Oz, Dorothy Gale might have much preferred to deal merely with Sherry Tina YouWannaWitch instead of the Wicked Witch of the West, since this southern dame would merely have tried to trick her, not actually harm her or her little black dog.
by QuacksO January 1, 2020
Get the Sherry Tina YouWannaWitchmug. You really just answered your phone and farted in my mouth and made my cheeks flap...Yeah you got a Breezy Tina.
by SauskiSmash April 8, 2021
Get the Breezy Tinamug. The perfect couple in the 🌎
by Daren October 30, 2019
Get the tina darenmug. Only fools fall in love. Tina is a sexual Goddess but she’s spreading that shit around. She’ll take a gangbang and sleep in your bed that night. A scorned woman hath no fury. She may as well be the inspiration behind that. She’ll deny her own daughter her father if she feels personally scorned. A hot blooded, cold blooded sexual goddess of the night capable of making you orgasm 4 successive times with her unquenchable appetite for cum, but then going out and fucking the neighborhood. When pregnant, will not even slow down smoking or taking adderall and will then use her family to seclude the child from the father. The family knows this is the only way that Tina will ever have the respect of her child (wo the father in the picture). But little do they care for the child’s rights to know her father. A Tina cannot think for herself and therefore loves life through decisions made for her by others. A sexual goddess who will make you pay for your sin like Eve of old.
Hey, watch out, there’s a Tina. What she’s capable of is legendary cold blooded shit. Better to go home and go batin’ than to sell your soul to the devil.
by EVERHEARDOFRODNEYKING? July 28, 2019
Get the Tinamug. The REAL abg. Owns a fluffy white dog and always talks about how much she hates bottle service despite loving it. Says her EDC days are over but still has a pair of fake lashes on her dresser
by Tnaczggg August 1, 2022
Get the Tina xiaomug. by AKGodess January 31, 2023
Get the tinamug.