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Therapy Session(s)

Time spent with your friends conversating and discussing all aspects of life while partaking in the consumption of specific illicit substances for extended periods of time, See also Crackhead Sundays.
Jeff really needed his therapy session(s) this weekend since spending time sober in the suburbs has made him feel confined and restricted beyond his control.
by The Little Justice League February 20, 2010
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Vagina Therapy

The process by which a man mends a broken heart (i.e. bangs every woman possible to forget his ex and his grief).
Mike: Dude, I'm so depressed. My girlfriend dumped me.
Trent: No problem, man. We're going to Vegas and we're going to get you some serious Vagina Therapy. You'll be right as rain in no time!
by nateforthepeepz June 16, 2009
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gender exploratory therapy

Yet another incarnation of conversion therapy. It is meant to slow down your transition and to convince you that you are actually not trans. Their "clients" (actually victims) are children and teenagers of TERFy parents that often consent to "therapy" only because they would otherwise be taken away to wilderness or locked down somewhere far from civilization.

Not only they fail to provide any evidence supporting their approach, they also get gender-affirming care but also their organization, Gender Exploratory Therapy Association, use a language that gives away their anti-trans intentions.
All practitioners of gender exploratory therapy should go to jail for their actions. They only care about money and nothing else.
by Exdetransitioner June 9, 2022
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retail therapy

Intensive shopping for nothing in particular than can lead to large credit card bills and inevitably immense debt or loss of property.
My girlfriend went for some retail therapy the other day because her best mate called her fat and now we have a £3000 credit card bill and can't pay our mortgage.
by Jamie Churchard January 9, 2006
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thera

Kick ass chick that inhabits "history never repeats" group on myspace.
by autviam June 11, 2008
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Therapy

the process one pushing on one's nose until you feel the cartilage...A.K.A. therapy
This therapy relieves stress without cleaning out your wallet.
by r.b.0186 February 17, 2010
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therapy

A process in which a false relationship between a counselor or psychotherapist and patient is created. The process fosters dependance and attachment and blames parents for all the problems that the patient has. The process usually ends in a painful abandonment and makes the patient feel way worse than when they started.
therapy was meant to help fo sho but left me feeling worse. Psychotherapist made me dependant on therapy
by Indi Go Violet August 14, 2009
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