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Nuclear Throne

A game made by Vlambeer where you can play as a slew of characters including a fish, a dandelion, the illuminati, and a shard of amethyst. In the game, you fight enemies such as pigeons with guns and teleporting crystals through way too many levels to reach the legendary radioactive recliner. It starts out "easy" and then turns into pure hell once you get past the final boss.

There is no end to the game. It just keeps on going, getting harder and harder and decreasing my sanity more and more. what did I do to deserve such cruel and unusual punishment?

10/10. Will make you wake up thinking "Damn, I gotta reach that nuclear throne."

also, just a side note, fuck elite sheilders.
Damn, I wish Nuclear Throne did not exist.
by DaMemeMan5 December 22, 2021
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Game of Thrones Day

Game of Thrones Day is on May the 19, because the show's finale was on this day.
Are you going to celebrate Game of Thrones Day on Sunday?
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Instead of being a super hero fighting crime - he’s more of a super weirdo fetishist “fighting” himself
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