Hug a tree day

go hug a tree on December 4

*On December 4th
Person 1: Hey what day is it today?
Person 2: It's Wednesday
Person 1: No I mean what urban dictionary day is it today?
Person 2: It is Hug a tree day today

by DieselBubs November 14, 2019

Tree dangler

Referred to a African-American person, calling them a "Tree Dangler", is like calling them a monkey who dangles from trees to pick bananas, or any fruit or food of some sort that grows on trees.

Whiz Khalifa: "Uhhh, you know what it is! black and yellow, black and yellow,black and yellow!"

White Guy: "This nigga right here looks like a Tree Dangler, look at them long monkey arms, what he do? Outstretch em when he was picking bananas?

by FriedChickenBandit January 9, 2011

peach tree dish

According to world renowned nuclear physicist and congresswoman from the great state of Georgia, the peach tree dish is the preferred growth medium of Bill Gates when growing fake meat that allegedly gives US citizens a zap in their body when eating a real cheeseburger to again eat the fake Bill Gates burger. The theory of how develops the desire to eat Bill Gates' fake meat in the first place, has yet to fall from an orifice of MTG.

See also: gazpacho police

The brain of Marjorie Taylor Green must be located in a peach tree dish somewhere because there's no chance it is in her head.

by ThumbsUpSisterFucker June 8, 2022

THEE douche

Generally from New Zealand, THEE one and only douche is what we would think of as a slacker with great potential, a person who can speak Japanese and Chinese fluently but chooses to communicate in sniggers. Wants to breeze through life avoiding all responsibilities, much in the same way as Ferris Bueller. Alot of smarts but just not enough drive to put those smarts to good use, would much rather hang around playing on facebook and laughing at poor people... when he isn't having one of his 10 daily "power naps"

I knew a guy called Sam once... he was most certainly THEE douche

by Captain Brocoli May 7, 2007

tree dad

when ur dad or uncle want to stick thier penis so damn deep into you that u feel like a tree is growing inside you.

Did u see the tree dad your uncle gave to Jacqualyn?

by myunclesass May 23, 2018

Somebody fell out of da dumb tree dis mornin

A word used when someone around u said or did something really stupid

Dat nigga Trey gave me 20 dallaz 4 a piece of gum.Damn sumebody fell out of da dumb tree dis mornin

by D November 23, 2003

Dollar Tree Douchebag

n. A very irritating person.....usually a male found making passes at any female in any bar across the world. One who thinks his shit does not stink.

"Dude, that guy isn't just a douchebag, he's a Dollar Tree Douchebag. He's so cheap they wouldn't even sell him at Wal-Mart."

by Juan Montoya Lipschitz November 17, 2009