thirsty two ouncer

a quart sized beer which can be purchased at professional sporting events for an exorbitant price

"Hey Jim here is $40--go to the concession stand and get us 4 of those thirsty two ouncers."

by gcw January 12, 2004

Thirsty Cum Sluts

Common athletic socks that are used as spank rags. The Thristy Cum Sluts are ladies of the night that provide pleasure after drunk dials and booty calls have failed. These sluts must be aware of Sock Pirates (aka white slaving jiz bombers) and avoid them at all cost.

The newly purchased package of Thirsty Cum Sluts were lined up waiting to provide pleasure to their master's every needs.

by Mr. Scrickets December 13, 2008

Thirsty Ass Nigga

A nigga who picks up phones faster than everyone in a sales office. He is always the first one there and the last one to leave. He shares none of his leads. Talks to every cute girl he sees but none of them respond. Most importantly he always responds to other people ass thirsty ass niggas.

Patrick your always picking up that phones all quck you thirsty ass nigga, I should probably bring you in a 3 gallon of a bottle of water tomorrow. Damn....thirsty ass nigga.

by NSS-Satellite May 28, 2010

thirsty ass bitch

Emma

Emma is such a thirsty ass bitch

by Everyone123098564 March 23, 2017

thirsty boi

A cold beer for the bois.

It's 9 am so we left to go buy some thirsty bois because we're alcoholics.

by Thirsty boi September 14, 2017

Thirsty Banana Trick

A Thirsty Banana Trick is a hoe who tries to lure in ones man with baked goods and or banana bread also nasty old cinnamon cake shit.

If your man is dumb enough to take the bait he becomes a dumb ass Banana having dickhead. Even though he has more then enough baked goods at home.

Thirsty Banana Trick ; hey there I have some banana bread I have extra it's just for you.

Your man " aww thanks that's so nice this tastes great "

His women " nah it's dirt your trash for entertaining it "

by Iknowsitall June 1, 2017

thirsty ass dude

a guy who will. jump at any oppertunity to have any and every chance to have any interaction with a female

look at this thirsty ass dude

by bearmace041 November 25, 2020