Thigh gravy

The special sauce created when an obese person has thigh sweat and to absorb the perspiration they add baby powder creating a gravy-like nastiness reserved for a special fetish episode of Jerry Springer.

Man 1: Yo, that girl is nasty. Don’t believe her when she tells you she has a WAP. It’s not her pussy thats wet.

Man 2: How do you mean?

Man 1: She had so much thigh sweat she had to go add some baby powder to absorb it all, but all she managed to do is make thigh gravy. I was like What The Fuck! I’m not putting my face in that.

by KnowItAll1979 February 5, 2023

Sad Thighs

Sad thighs noun, coined by linguist Katherine Demény: thighs that are sad and depressed due to lack of asmr in the german language

Katie told she would get sad thighs if she didn’t receive German asmr

by KatieIsFlat February 7, 2023

small thighs

Ivanna

Ivanna has small thighs

by Gakuo July 10, 2021

Beyonce-thighed

Thick-ass legs. Usually stuffed into too tight of clothes.

"Too much KFC has made her Beyonce-thighed?"

by JeffreyAllen February 3, 2006

Lightning Thighs

these are thighs that are NOT "thunder thighs" but the girl thinks she has them, but they are not

a skinny girl that thinks she has thunder thighs but she really doesn't, she actually has lightning thighs

by Rynosaurous July 26, 2009

Thigh Bruise

The bruises you get on your face when you go down on a woman and give her such a powerful orgasm she squeezes your face with her inner thighs like it's in a vice. The bruises you get are thigh bruises.

Jeff ate at the Y so well, he got thigh bruises.

by Poodleusier June 24, 2004

Chicago Thighs

Toned, slender thighs from wandering the streets of Chicago

she had gorgeous Chicago thighs

by plkw1979 July 8, 2015