thunder thighs

when a chick's booty is so fat her thighs look like canons of muscle that could choke a horse. men are initially attracted because of the hourglass effect but once she gets naked you realize you're really just having sex with an enormous woman.

chick thinks she's hot but truth is no one wants those 50 pound thunder thighs. god damn woman put down the chicken wings and eat a salad.

by summer_ass_cheese August 28, 2022

Wonder thighs

Thighs that have been spangled with glitter

Emily has wonder thighs

by ChunderThunderandWonderthighs July 17, 2016

long thigh

a girl who has no butt at all and looks like her thighs run all the way up to her waist.

Man 1:that girl right there aint got no booty at all, she is completely flat
Man 2:boy you right; she got long thigh

by suzie jane February 23, 2011

Beyonce-thighed

Thick-ass legs. Usually stuffed into too tight of clothes.

"Too much KFC has made her Beyonce-thighed?"

by JeffreyAllen February 3, 2006

Lightning Thighs

these are thighs that are NOT "thunder thighs" but the girl thinks she has them, but they are not

a skinny girl that thinks she has thunder thighs but she really doesn't, she actually has lightning thighs

by Rynosaurous July 26, 2009

Thigh Bruise

The bruises you get on your face when you go down on a woman and give her such a powerful orgasm she squeezes your face with her inner thighs like it's in a vice. The bruises you get are thigh bruises.

Jeff ate at the Y so well, he got thigh bruises.

by Poodleusier June 24, 2004

Chicago Thighs

Toned, slender thighs from wandering the streets of Chicago

she had gorgeous Chicago thighs

by plkw1979 July 8, 2015