bed therapy

Bed therapy is the treatment of a socially deficient person through furious intercourse.

My mother is very shy, so I gave her some bed therapy while she slept.

by GRUNG GRUNG February 13, 2018

Wank Therapy

The debut album from clunge for grunge

What an album by wank therapy

by TheBL__ December 25, 2019

organizational therapy

A combination of organizational services and positive life therapy solutions.

Justin hired Kristal-Amber, a professional organizer and life coach, to help him organize his home, business and ultimately his life. As a result, Justin was happier, had a clearer mind and was able to conquer his goals and identify his life's purpose. He concluded that he had received organizational therapy.

by Professional Organizer April 5, 2020

Pillow therapy

Late night discussions with your lover in bed that are therapeutic to both partners.

Jack was going through a rough patch at work but regular pillow therapy with his girlfriend helped preserve his sanity.

by AxonL February 19, 2020

straw therapy

Suck it up

My stomach hurts, I might not go to school
Yeah just do some straw therapy

by Fat kisser February 25, 2020

Parking Lot Therapy

Frequently used when two employees meet in the company parking lot to settle their grievances with fisticuffs. The victor can claim he gave the loser some "Parking lot Therapy."

Stan kept bullying Bob. On day, after work, Bob gave Stan some "Parking Lot Therapy" or PLT by massaging Stan's face with A BLURR Bob's fists. Now, Stan doesn't bully anyone. PARTICULARLY Bob.

by Bobnoxious August 23, 2020

Carb Therapy

The act of therapeutically indulging in empty carbs to make oneself feel better

Ken just dumped Jenny, she's going to need some major carb therapy.

"So, how was your day?"
"Shitty, but I'll feel better after a bit of carb therapy."

by Katy808 December 11, 2012