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starbucks troll

The most basic troll you will find. They ushally emanate joy and laughter but do not be fooled. When it comes to Starbucks they will use what ever means necessary to get their drink. Often found in Starbucks ordering the most basic drinks.
Starbucks troll: "OMG PUMKIN SPICE LATTE " (happily shoves a disabled person aside and orders a pumpkin spice latte)

Mom in line: "I have heard of these creatures. I think that's a Starbucks troll ."

Mom's small child: inches closer to get a better look at the troll.

Mom in line: snatches her child and holds them close. "Careful! The Starbucks troll will become vishious if you stand between it and the barista!!!"
by TPea September 17, 2017
mugGet the starbucks trollmug.

Starbucks 2.0

The meaning of being a tryhard the username Stqrbqcks is someone who tried to hard and failed and continues.
Someone who thinks they act mature but they're the exact opposite they act like I'm so good but then they are toxic rude in their own way.
Someone who doesn't deserve staff anywhere.
by Dishonoring June 18, 2016
mugGet the Starbucks 2.0mug.

starbucks bae

Someone you always go to Starbucks with when you are together
Someone you always go to Starbucks with.

You are my Starbucks bae
by I_is_kenzie April 5, 2016
mugGet the starbucks baemug.

Starbucks Decker

Taking a dump in the upper part of the toilet at any Starbucks corporate or franchise restaraunt location (wi-fi not included).
After chugging a venti lowfat non-dairy soy vanilla mango latte scented with petunia, I ran to the unisex bathroom and dropped a nasty starbucks decker.
by Starbucks-Time Dude (STD) March 27, 2011
mugGet the Starbucks Deckermug.

Colorado Starbucks

A Marijuana dispensary. They line the streets in Denver like Starbucks do in every other city.
The first thing I'm gonna do when my flight lands is find a Colorado Starbucks.
by Humboldt glottologist March 5, 2014
mugGet the Colorado Starbucksmug.

mamma starbucks

1) Friend of all friends. Picks you up when you're down.

2) Bad ass knitter
"I drank too much"
"Mamma Starbucks will save you"
by Finchasaurus January 23, 2014
mugGet the mamma starbucksmug.

Starbucks lovers

1. People who love Starbucks
2. People who are awake all night 'loving' because they had Starbucks coffee.
3. Taylor Swift's exes.
John: Gonna go chill with my Starbucks lovers
Bill: Was the plural intended?
John: Yes!
by TheAussieCreeper March 30, 2015
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