Snailing/Slugging

When one simultaneously ejaculates while dragging their penis on the ground. - Written by A Col

"Dood last night I was totally Snailing/Slugging my way across the dance floor"

by A Col October 14, 2012

snail facial

When you leave a trail of semen on a girl's face so that it looks like a snail crawled across her.

"When Crystal passed out last night, instead of drawing a penis on her face I gave her a snail facial."

by The Real Chad Sexington February 16, 2014

snailed out

A mood where one doesn't feel like moving or doing much in general. This mood is often associated with marijuana and other drugs such as lean. This Term was first used by rapper Gabri (GLR) in Snailed out.

Why are you staring off like that, you mad snailed out bruh.

by GPlug January 16, 2017

Pink snail

Like a pink sock but the whole female reproductive system

“I queefed so hard I got a pink snail”

by Longdongduck01 February 10, 2019

wooly snail

super hairy slimy vagina

Mark was so drunk the other night he tried eating his sisters wooly snail.

by Thomas broadway December 6, 2022

Snail Eye

A man's inability to 'get it up' at a time in which he needs to be performing. Also known as 'snail eye syndrome' if it is a constant reoccurrence.

Girl 1 - 'So.. How was last night!? Did you finally sleep with John?'

Girl 2 - 'Yeah.. sort of'

Girl 1 - 'Sort of?'
Girl 2 - 'Well, he kept getting snail eye, so there was a lot of starting and stopping'. I just hope it's because he had drunk too much and that it's not me!'

by schtulberg May 6, 2014

Snail sandwich

The act of taking a butter knife and shoving it up a woman’s pussy and scrap around for some vaginal secretion (the white clumpy shit in a pussy) and then using the secretion on a PB and J instead of jelly

Man I love when my wife makes me a snail sandwich for work! It’s delicious and has one hell of an aroma.

by Bigoleballsack September 23, 2022