secret shag

A woman or man you have casual sex with but don't wish to brag about

"Hey bro Fat Susan said you laid her last week", "ok yes I did, I was totally pissed , the bottom line is I'd prefer to keep her as a secret shag"

by Big Jack's Bollocks July 21, 2017

Secret England

The act of turning off a cars headlights and driving in the left lane at night.

Hey man, I passed someone else playing secret England. Shit was cool

by Uaht039 September 16, 2021

Secret Desert

A guilty pleasure.

Yo, you got any secret deserts?

Yeah, Deca-Dence.

Sick.

by Dick Chumeny July 18, 2020

The secret shelf

When you are fucking a chick doggystyle, and the you slip an ecstacy pill in her poo hole. Then all you have to do is wait 20 mins and you are in for some freaky shit!

Steve: Hey, did that girl you hooked up with last night night at the Gaff push back pretty hard?
Al: Nah, but then I used the secret shelf and she blew my world!

by Sam Deighton March 14, 2009

Secret question

- Noun
1. A question that may have a secret answer in which the answering party may choose to answer or not without repercussion.

She asked me a secret question.

by Snickers1988 January 3, 2012

secret starfish

Butt hole

My secret starfish is on fire after eating all that Taco Hell.

by Secretstarfish February 16, 2017

Secret gaygent

When you're religious relatives come over and you have to pretend your straight

My aunt and uncle are here so I'm secret gaygent today

by The disaster lesbian October 17, 2020