Raccooning

When you laugh so hard you cry and smear your eyeliner and look like a raccoon

*watching random viral video*

Me: HAHAHAHAHAAH! OH NO! I'VE SMEARED MY MAKE UP! I'm RACCOONING!

You: ew.

by manleeman June 14, 2011

Raccooning

When a person of African or African-American descent puts on a superman-like behavior and or mindset. To defend white supremacy ideology. Denying that their racial community is and has suffered from systematic racism.

" Look at this black man deny that the klu klux klan " exists in this day and age. He is full-on raccooning"

by dogymodg August 18, 2023

national raccoon day

the very first day a girl had 4 raccoons up her ass -charity

national raccoon day is so cool, i can’t wait for 4 raccoons to crawl up my ass.

by bumbumgirl June 27, 2020

National Raccoon Day

On September 19th, everyone in texas get a raccoon and give it cotton candy and watch a raccoon do what a raccoon does

Look, that raccoon has cotton candy, Must be National Raccoon Day.

by JoeMa_ April 04, 2023

loot raccoon

Used in gaming to describe a person obsessed with loot & shoot games and the general pursuit of gathering a worthy mass of loot and bounty to either gear up their character or just hoard cool things.

Ryan is a total loot raccoon, he just can't help himself...

by Timethor March 10, 2019

muddy raccoon

The action of blackening both of your girlfriends eyes and then preceding to shit all over her face.

T: I told Lisa last night about the muddy raccoon.

J: be careful or she’ll end up with pink eye too.

by Do it all crew March 16, 2023

Raccoon boy

Like an emo cat boy

Usually with big bags under they’re eyes from sleep deprivation

Often have attachment issues and self worth issues but they’re really loyal and affectionate

Person a: cat boys are so overrated, raccoon boys are way cuter

by Drillsharkprince November 04, 2021