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First Possum

1. a dangerous place for fear of possum consumption
2. the middle back seat of a vehicle
3. the bottom step of a porch
oh shit, i don't want to be first possum.. i should get out of this dumpster
by doctor jeckyll April 27, 2008
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possum floss'um

a sex act where a girl deepthroats you, chokes on your cock,and then uses your pubes as floss while lying on her back
dude, that girl totally did a possum floss'um last night!
by nsanepoltergiest January 18, 2009
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Possum belly

A possum belly (aka possibility) is a storage area in the bottom of a trailer, house trailer, ride trailer or transport trailer accessible from the outside. It can vary in size from being as small as a cupboard to as big or bigger than a walk in closet. It origin is unknown but it is typically used by carnies.
Stop having sex in the possum belly and get back to work!

Take your weed plants out of my possibility before the boss yells at me!

Your rides possum belly looks worse than the donnicker after busy Saturday, who taught you how to coil cables?
by Trailertrash4lyfe November 1, 2019
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Possum-Smellin’

You’re a bit possum-smellin’ man.
by chickenhenface March 25, 2025
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crash possums

(n.) -- words that are spelled incorrrectly, for all the world to see, on TV broadcasts at CNN and other networks
"I've seen some real bloopers and howlers on CNN recently, where the headline writer spelled "competing" as "competiting" and things like that. Happens almost every day on my TV screen, all the networks do it. Don't they have copyeditors? I call them 'crash possums' because they remind me of dead possums on rural roads and highways."

-- Overheard outside a coffee shop in Harvard Square in Cambridge on January 8, 2010
by PRwiz101 January 16, 2010
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Awesome Possum

No clue it’s what buzz says to me
I’ll be there at 2:00. “Awesome possum
by Dweber September 4, 2022
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possum

"im possum" = "im gay"
by cocksuck420 December 13, 2021
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