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Golf nonce

A derogatory term for a chap who puts a putter up his rear and shouts “OOOOOH AHHHH WHEEE”
by Stegner June 4, 2023
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thunder nonce

abslute weaponn of a paedophile. thunderous in his treachary.
"Oh man! he is a thunder nonce"
by chicken on my chicken March 20, 2023
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certified nonce

Lea: omg look at josh!
Tam: yeah, he’s a certified nonce!
by Lea232323 January 15, 2019
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Adult Nonce

A sex offender with adult victims, i.e. a rapist. The term "NONCE" doesn't necessarily mean child victims. It originated from Wakefield Prison in the UK and stood for "Not on Normal Courtyard Exercise." If a prisoner had committed horrific crimes such as child murder, rape or pedophilia they would get a "NONCE" sign on the door of their cell. This meant that the prison guards would not open their cell doors at the same time as the other prisons because they were very likely to get beaten up by the other inmates. It doesn't necessarily mean pedophiles.

An adult nonce is essentially a sex offender who has victims that are adults. For example a serial rapist or woman murderer but the victims are adults.
Wayne Couzens, the policeman who abused his position to rape and kill Sarah Everard is an adult nonce.
by TheFunnyGuy88 September 10, 2022
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Bean nonce

pure nonce who prefers kfc beans over kfc gravy
K.C is such a bean nonce don’t understand how she likes KFC beans over Gravy dutty behaviour
by big frank g March 6, 2021
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Geographical nonce

A geographical nonce is a person who is Sexually aroused/attracted to historical figures when they were children who discovered new countries or is aroused small size countries
Rayman: I have to admit I'm a geographical nonce

Essah: ayo what?

Rayhan: nah fam you're mad
by Mufti Olatunji May 16, 2021
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mong nonce

A sexual predator who only has sexual interest in a mong a person with ( Down syndrome )
Linda: I’m surprised to find out your a mong nonce and have been sentenced to imprisonment.

Christopher: Yes unfortunately I was court being a mong nonce Lina.
by Gutterpress February 18, 2022
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