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Idio-Hop

This is a word to succinctly describe the ever-present new wave of hip-hop containing "lyrics" that bring retards to their knees in cliche awe and anyone who truly enjoys music to the bathroom to join the other perplexed vomiteers. Idio-Hop encompasses modern songs potentially classifiable as 'Hip-Hop', but truly having a nano-scale of intelligence behind the meaning (and I am very ashamed to even describe it as such).

In short, Idio-Hop is a collection of words with a mediocre beat that completely mocks the lack of intelligence of its listeners while proving that once someone identifies something as cool, every dumbass in the club will feel the same way about it.
"Well, my favoreat hobbees are snorting ants, not wiping my ass, cleaning dirt, and jammin' out to Idio-Hop!!!"

"Yo son, 'Superman High' is my Idio-hop joint. That's my jam bruh!"
by Audible Oxygen July 27, 2009
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Hubby Hopping

A girl/boy who jumps from another girls dude or another guys girl to another.
My best friend cheated on her boyfriend by hubby hopping to my boyfriend.
by wynter012 September 7, 2012
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Parent Hopping

When you have to jump from one parents house to anothers after the get seperated or devorced when their is visitation right or joint custoday. Usually involving that u split your time between both houses. Most times it unfair to the child
Oh Brittany hates parent hopping.
She always forgets her charger at one the other house
by Hislittleprincess July 18, 2010
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hop on tarkov

Telling your friend to go get headshot in less then 1 second in a video game
Friend 1: “Hey, hop on tarkov!”
Friend 2: “Ok!”

*gets headshot*
by alexstfu March 3, 2021
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hep-hop

- music that is the next level above hip-hop; possessing original musical knowledge without needing to sample beats from other artists.
That hep-hop record drops some unique beats.
by International Giant August 29, 2014
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Hop On Pilgrammed

A saying of whoever says it to a person that person must get on pilgrammed on roblox and do rough bum sex
Yo bro hop on pilgrammed

Sure bro *pulls down pants and begins to get bum fucked*
by Pilgrammed man May 6, 2023
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Hop Squats

A bad case of the shits. Has you hopping to the shitter or from one shitter to the next all day long.

Usually induced by excessive drinking or food poisoning. Occasionally the flu.
After watching football and partying on Saturday and Sunday, I had the hop squats on Monday at work. I was in the shitter every hour on the hour.

That fish I ate smelled like a two dollar whore. I shouldn’t have eaten it cause I have had the hop squats ever since and had to call in sick to work.
by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
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