Wessex Backpoo-Hedgehog

the act of sex when you shit on your partners back and tell him/her that this cute little hedgehog lives there from now on

Ist it ok if i give you a wessex backpoo-hedgehog tonight? i have already bought the salt-sticks

by Nascimento June 4, 2018

The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic the Hedgehog turns into a muder mystery on a train. Also Sonic dies.

Ben: "Have you played The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog? It's free on Steam!"

Joey: "Yeah. I can't Sonic dies."

by Marcy Regina Wu April 19, 2023

Cucking Hedgehogs

When a male is disappointed by another person right after being hyped up

male: can’t wait for that Florida Georgia Line concert!
female: it’s gonna rain
male: Mother Nature really be cucking hedgehogs

by Local Milk Man January 13, 2020

Matilda Hedgehog

Basically the Matilda 3, but with 7 rockets at the back for anti-tank purposes. There were a few of them built and they were used by Australia.

Tamey: I think the British Matilda is da best!11!!
Aero: Honestly, I like the Matilda Hedgehog more.

by ArcherDooser/Roo June 26, 2023

gutted hedgehog

Euphemism for vagina during the menstration cycle

Her bloody slit reminded me somewhat of a gutted hedgehog

by Mel111111 April 17, 2007

Sonic The Hedgehog

Person 1: Yo did you see Sonic over there
Sonic: *appears behind him*
Person 1: runs away in fear
Person 2: stands there with Sonic wondering what his problem was.

Sonic The Hedgehog is what you call a blue hedgehog that runs faster than the speed of sound he also collects big golden rings

by dabbaddabbad April 28, 2021

Ran-over hedgehog

A hedgehog that has been ran over with no mercy.

"LMAO IS THAT A FUCKING RAN-OVER HEDGEHOG!?"

by Big mugger June 20, 2022