Do Grape

Sexual intercourse with a grape. Not to be confused with Dog rape

friend: Hey dude, I'm going to the supermarket to buy some grapes for our Do Grape tonight!
me: What? We are fucking dogs?
friend: dude, i said do GRAPE
me:ahh, alright brah! Gang gang!

by ugly gay unicorn April 26, 2017

Grape you

Bust someone in the head

I don't wanna hafta grape you

by Low-Key bruh July 30, 2023

grape popsicle

Sleeping with someone not of your preferred sexual orientation, ie: a lesbian sleeping with a man, to see if you still prefer the other gender.

Brandy had a grape popsicle the other day. Turns out she still prefers cherry.

by vlalekat August 14, 2017

petrified grape

A Raisin

Guy 1: Is that a petrified grape?

Guy 2: No, it's raisin.

Guy 1: Wait, isn't that the same thing. Guy 2: No.

by Dysfunctional.Asian August 15, 2017

wet grape

An English teacher lowers your grade because he's too busy reading comics to actually teach you

Mr. Meacham is such a wet grape

by JasonTodd523 August 5, 2016

Drapes or Grapes

Drapes meaning uncircumcised penis. Grapes meaning circumcised.

Oh man , do you have drapes or grapes? No man, I'm Jewish , I just have a grapes, I'm just skin.

by Gingervicious May 3, 2015

Dirty Grape

A. Shoving your nut into an asshole

B. Someone who is being a moron.

"OMG, she was so kinky I made two dirty grapes"

"For Fuck sake, stop being such a dirty grape"

by ematz December 4, 2014