Fed-ex

An agent of "Big Brother" whom you're no longer "bros" wif.
Having a Fed-ex can be a real double-edged sword --- on da one hand, if you two parted ways amicably, he might be willing to "pull some strings" wif da higher government mucky-mucks on your behalf. But on da other hand, if said breakup was NOT overly pleasant, it could mean dat said stuffed-shirt intel-rep could very likely possess certain knowledge and/or power dat he could use to "make things warm for you".
P.S. A third situation could also be da case if said former heart-throb is now actually an "ex-Fed" --- as in, he's no longer working a government job. Depending on which fellow-officials he knew during his employment and/or why his "lofty" position was terminated, he might or night not still have significant "pull" wif his cronies in Washington, and thus his "heat-creating" powers over you could vary greatly.
by QuacksO March 16, 2023
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fed-ex

The ex you wish you could send away.
My fed-ex keeps calling me. Wish he would just leave town.
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fed story

A private story to post your body, not always nudes but body positivity.
Fez: I’m gonna make a fed story on snap
Aust: put me in it! Your body is goals
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Over My Fed Body

A play on the phrase “over my dead body” in which something will be prevented until death.

OMFB is said by someone who would stop preventing something if given something in return.

Fed is used similar to how food is fed to criminals being questioned as a way to get more information from them.
Person 1: Tell me who stole my chain
Person 2: Over my fed body
Person 1: Fine I’ll give you 50$ to tell me
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Got Fed

When someone hits you with a knuckle sandwich.

When you get punched.
That guy just got fed!”

“Ron just ate the second most important meal of the day”

“James just fed Bert a knuckle sandwich

DAMN THATS LUNCH
It’s lunchtime! lmao
by Little Charlie Ray April 04, 2024
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got fed

Did you fill up your stomach?

Got fed.
When you want the feds to think your a fed and you got fed
Got fed

When you get FED

up with everyone's bullshit

GOT FED
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fed hair shanks

A character in one peice who is a fraud and a rat who tells to the gorosei
Person 1-i like shanks

Person-you mean fed hair shanks
by Jake102 September 05, 2023
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