by FlexmastaPlus69 September 17, 2023
Commuting from your bed to your desk in the morning.
Popularized with the “work from home” movement post-Covid.
Instead of commuting in your car on a long trip to work, you now must instead commute from the comfort of your sleep to your computer desk.
Popularized with the “work from home” movement post-Covid.
Instead of commuting in your car on a long trip to work, you now must instead commute from the comfort of your sleep to your computer desk.
Employee 1: Why is Janet on the Zoom meeting today? The boss is gonna be pissed at her.
Employee 2: She probably overslept and never made the desk commute
Employee 2: She probably overslept and never made the desk commute
by Dr. Roboto September 25, 2023
One coworker says to another "Dang girl, you should have seen it this morning. They were tall over that empty cubical like a flock of desk vultures"
by Purpledove711 November 15, 2019
A fancy lamp for people who need light so they don't feel depressed. Move it around and there will be light all over your desk. Just make sure to keep it away from any i's.
by DemogorgonSlayer January 21, 2021
by rejina February 04, 2021
A person who enjoys giving blowjobs to their partner under a desk. Usually given when the person recieving is in a voice chat of some kind.
by anonpalisade April 18, 2024
Metaphorical representation of the abruptly quitting of one's job. When you quit, you slam your dick on your boss's desk, tell him/her you're done, then abruptly leave. Sometimes referred to as Cock on Mahogany.
Ronald from accounting went into the CFO's office and did a Dick on Desk earlier this morning! He has been mistreated by management for years,
by de la May 13, 2021