Bone Window

The margin of opportunity that exists for a man to be able to have sex with a woman within a given scenario.
Kyle: "Dude, Carly has been hittin’ on me all night. Someone said that her boyfriend will be showing up later, though."

Steve: "You better go hit that while the bone window is still open."
by Steevoh June 03, 2009
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palladian window

A three-part window where the center window is arched and wider than the two straight topped side windows
Named after Andrea Palladio
Person 1: "Wow, those windows are pretty cool"
Person 2: "Yeah, those seem to be palladian windows. European architecture is where it's at"
by EmzieWemzie December 15, 2020
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Windows 9

the operating system that Windows will release and use to take over the world. Very few will survive and those who do will be in mortal danger. see Terminator
nerd 1: Did you see Terminator 3?

nerd 2: yea man, those things ran on Windows 9!
by JakeDanger January 14, 2010
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fucking windows

An emotion one feels which lies somewhere between smashing one's own computer hardware and smashing one's own head against the wall.
(Windows has stopped working due to an unexpected, unrecoverable, and unknown error)..."Fucking windows"

(Are you really, really, really, really sure you want to do that?)..."YES! Fucking windows"
by b1nary.atr0phy January 19, 2012
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windows 2000

Probably the only fast and stable OS Microsoft has ever made. Windows 2000 (aka: Win2k) is based on the NT 5.0 kernel and is the predecessor to Windows XP, it's obese cousin.

Win2k will run almost all software made for WinXP, but since M$ wants your money, they have begun to intentionally cripple software to only work under WinXP, eg; Windows Media Player 10.
Being both fast and stable, this was contrary to Microsoft's commitment to bloated and buggy software, so Windows XP was released to address the issues with Windows 2000.
by generic June 18, 2005
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windows update

a method of legitimately abstaining from doing any form of productive work
Boss: Hows that report coming on?
Slacker: Just doing a quick windows update
by mister November 12, 2003
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Windows Vista


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by Choo-Choo McGrew August 06, 2007
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