The tooth fairy is a ninfo ass slut-bag that, after you loose teeth, sneekes into your room at night and tries to steal your teeth from under your pillow. I think people are stupid because if they don't want to get the tooth taken why would they put it under their pilow? That's the first fucking place she will look! Plus she is a bitch because from a sign as,"oh i paid for this" SHE LEAVES A GODDAMN QUARTER WHERE THE TOOTH WAS! I never belived in this chick beacuse no little white fairy would sneek inti the hood after dark. Some nigga will fuck her in the ass so hard with his long black cock she will loose all of her teeth!
by Taylor2_2 December 3, 2006
Get the Tooth Fairymug. by AEAMC March 22, 2009
Get the sweet toothmug. During oral sex, the girl bondages the male and straps his penis to a thick rope. The girl continues oral sex as right before he cums,she ties the rope to their door. With the man blind folded, he doesnt know what the fuck shes doing. As he cums the girl slams the door shut having his penis rip off his body. She has herself a free penis!
by chrissoutendijk February 26, 2011
Get the tooth fairymug. Similar in nature to a sweet tooth.
A person is said to have a dairy tooth if they frequently have cravings for dairy products such as milk, cheese, yogurt, and ice cream.
A person is said to have a dairy tooth if they frequently have cravings for dairy products such as milk, cheese, yogurt, and ice cream.
John has such a dairy tooth that he could eat a brick of cheese in one sitting. It’s a good thing he isn’t lactose intolerant.
by Johnnyway December 3, 2010
Get the Dairy Toothmug. A dental crown that has been dislodged, swallowed, retrieved from fecal matter, sterilized & re-cemented in order to avoid costly replacement. While indistinguishable from others, you will always know where that tooth has been.
"Damn! I just swallowed my crown! I better get a new one."
"You do realize a new one is like $900..."
"Damn! Now I'm gonna have a poo tooth! Where are the baggies?"
"You do realize a new one is like $900..."
"Damn! Now I'm gonna have a poo tooth! Where are the baggies?"
by mudboy247 October 5, 2009
Get the Poo Toothmug. Peeing at a toilet (usually urinals) when your pee splashes and goes right into your mouth or on your lips.
by I'mnotjoking March 28, 2016
Get the Rooster Toothmug. Popcorn tooth is something that happens to your teeth when you don’t brush your teeth enough and they then go all yellow and look like toffee popcorn
Gavin: ewww you have popcorn tooth
James: OMG I do shit I better learn to brush my teeth more
Gavin: yeah you dirty skunk
James: OMG I do shit I better learn to brush my teeth more
Gavin: yeah you dirty skunk
by Ultimate popcorn December 4, 2017
Get the Popcorn toothmug.